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Andy
@freakdam.bsky.social
I'm not sure what I'm doing here!
"Can I just give u my CC over the phone? I've been hacked a lot online"
So ur giving ur CC to a stranger over the phone and not worried, but u are on a secure website...sure, make a lot of sense. 😒😵‍💫
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fall is falling!
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I have had plenty of dranks before 9.30am in my life. Not sure if I have ever wanted one more than I do now after the 1st 3 hours of my morning!
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This mother fucker! This abosolute shit for brains, can't string five words together, clueless, self absorbed, pedo, rapist twat waffle is willing to burn it all down. Fucking, fuckin, fuck!!
September 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If you are 60 and under and cannot attach a file to an email, I 100% will not help you. My dad is fucking 80, was an aircraft mechanic, and can do it...don't tell me you're 58 and can't. It's 2025...get with the fucking program Jerry.
September 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Great morning of golf with this lovely human! It's been a while but I would say we played pretty good for only playing twice in the past month, and twice in the past 7-8 years. Thanks for hanging out T! Love my 🐞!
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My friend Annette earned this! So happy she has been seen!

www.sportingkc.com/news/annette...
Annette Luke named Blue KC Sporting Samaritan for August | Sporting Kansas City
Blue KC Sporting Samaritan recognized at Sporting KC vs San Diego FC game on August 9, 2025
www.sportingkc.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If I have to play golf, I guess I better make sure I know which ball is mine!
August 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
At a Static-X and GWAR show tonight... Just saw my 1st "I suck dick...with my butthole" Tshirt....this crowd is telling me I will see multiples.
June 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A convicted criminal can pardon other convicted criminals. What kind of fuckery have we put ourselves in?
May 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's absolutely fuckin gorgeous outside right now! Sorry to all of those that are in the mixer due to allergies! #dranksoutside
May 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
March 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you're driving this morning, PLEASE TURN YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS ON! #fuckinhell
March 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I love peeps in grey and white cars driving around in this weather without their headlights on....do better fuck-o's.
February 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Roads aren't spectacular! Please be cautious!
February 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
February 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Happy the war in Ukraine will be over tomorrow! I'll give them until Wednesday to make it official cuz I'm not a total asshole.
January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
With all due respect, FUCK the outside right now!
January 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's officially very slick outside! Just saw an old man take out a light pole across the street and that's on a busy street.
January 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Merry Christmas my peeps! My 2nd year with getting a new fly ass Track Suit! I love this new tradition!
#thanksD
#RGS
#FTD
#traditions
December 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
FUCK YEAH! This is delish! Good lookin out @irishkev85! Paired with some @MinskysPizza tak'n bake and Friday night is looking good!
December 13, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I love wingy!
September 4, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I ain't fuckin 'round today! "Armadillo Eggs" are in full effect! Thanks to @TraegerGrills for the idea!
September 3, 2023 at 9:12 PM
3 years ago today this lil gem found her her forever home with us! Know this...I love this dog more than most of you! Pes is awesome! Happy 3 years of winning the doggy lottery!

#pes
#pesisslovakfordog
#spoilyourpets
August 30, 2023 at 2:28 AM
#caturday
August 20, 2023 at 12:11 AM