I must remain strong to shield my parents from the horrors of having to explain a/b/o to them

I can't just /tell/ her about omegaverse. But every time she refers to him as the "alpha" of the dogs I have to hold my tongue. Like how do I explain that to my mother. I simply just bear the pain

Just how I like em bro I love a man that's 1 titillating vision away from passing out

I think ultimately it would be Kermit but I also like imagining him as pepe

His pullout game is atrocious

Do we think that earth sex ed was lacking, or do we think Bright was hitting it raw without a care in the world

Amen

Signed the lease on the apartment I wanted to move to (🕺) and I got my first months rent free : ] tomorrow is a holiday too so no work. Life is pretty good all things considered though I do wish I had more time to be terminally online

He's just built different

Happy birthday !!! 🥳🎉🎂🎈

Mine is my birthday which is why I remember