Mr Synaptic Bandwidth
@frass.bsky.social
Earth's most lugubrious simpleton
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Musk was just there for the zipline
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Musk was just there for the zipline
Surge pricing on tokenized IndulgenceCoin, purchasable at any major online sin-offset credit broker and redeemable at any in network Charlie Kirk! brand megachurch
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Surge pricing on tokenized IndulgenceCoin, purchasable at any major online sin-offset credit broker and redeemable at any in network Charlie Kirk! brand megachurch
The MBAs have broken corporate containment to apply their management expertise to the public at large. Aren't consumers essentially a kind of employee of the investment holdings they patronize? Its more overhead to cut and rightsize, more efficiencies to engineer into our vertical integration stack.
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The MBAs have broken corporate containment to apply their management expertise to the public at large. Aren't consumers essentially a kind of employee of the investment holdings they patronize? Its more overhead to cut and rightsize, more efficiencies to engineer into our vertical integration stack.
I have been invited to the Mithras Symposium in Luxembourg to give a lecture about, how in order for mankind to evolve we need to inflict an extinction event upon ourselves. There is a wart on my nose the size of a marble and a visible cum stain on my black t-shirt. I have 14 million dollars.
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I have been invited to the Mithras Symposium in Luxembourg to give a lecture about, how in order for mankind to evolve we need to inflict an extinction event upon ourselves. There is a wart on my nose the size of a marble and a visible cum stain on my black t-shirt. I have 14 million dollars.
I don't watch films. Every day after my shift at the Amazon Smiles Center I come home and listen to 9 hours of vods of the Historical Masculinity Realist telling me to buy AI backed Silver Coin (TM) until I start shrieking and shrieking and the neighbors start banging on my floor with a broomstick
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I don't watch films. Every day after my shift at the Amazon Smiles Center I come home and listen to 9 hours of vods of the Historical Masculinity Realist telling me to buy AI backed Silver Coin (TM) until I start shrieking and shrieking and the neighbors start banging on my floor with a broomstick
Lobotomize every moron in middle America and seize their property! You know, for national security! And by nation I mean my sovereign clade of Atlantean fish men and our slaves that live in a subterranean volcano island fortress that we got from an interpol police auction in the 70s.
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Lobotomize every moron in middle America and seize their property! You know, for national security! And by nation I mean my sovereign clade of Atlantean fish men and our slaves that live in a subterranean volcano island fortress that we got from an interpol police auction in the 70s.
I heard the invading helicopter used the Perfect Dark laptop gun, Winter Soldier movie style to go into RDR2 dead eye mode and drop all the guards in Venezuela with headshots in seconds after they used the Rimworld Vertigo Pulse psycast on them :(
January 30, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I heard the invading helicopter used the Perfect Dark laptop gun, Winter Soldier movie style to go into RDR2 dead eye mode and drop all the guards in Venezuela with headshots in seconds after they used the Rimworld Vertigo Pulse psycast on them :(
We need to accelerate our research and development on weapons platforms and technologies that can monitor and exterminate every human being on the planet at once. No, not as a deterrent. The technology will cause an ecosystem collapse and lead to civilizational ruin and extinction? Yes, that's fine.
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
We need to accelerate our research and development on weapons platforms and technologies that can monitor and exterminate every human being on the planet at once. No, not as a deterrent. The technology will cause an ecosystem collapse and lead to civilizational ruin and extinction? Yes, that's fine.
When Cuba falls into anarchy like Haiti and roving gangs (armed by us) start killing everybody on the island, it's going to be breathtaking watching the congressional dems back Trump that the regime change needed to happen to protect freedom in the hemisphere
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
When Cuba falls into anarchy like Haiti and roving gangs (armed by us) start killing everybody on the island, it's going to be breathtaking watching the congressional dems back Trump that the regime change needed to happen to protect freedom in the hemisphere
They warned me i'd get tired and weak as I got older but I feel like I got the short end of the stick here
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
They warned me i'd get tired and weak as I got older but I feel like I got the short end of the stick here
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Mass shootings have gone down, because all the Usual Suspects have joined ICE
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Mass shootings have gone down, because all the Usual Suspects have joined ICE
People are republicans because they're psychopaths who don't care what happens to other people. They barely care what happens to other people in their own family. They don't even care when other republicans die, except that it gives them a reason to be performatively outraged, which feels good
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
People are republicans because they're psychopaths who don't care what happens to other people. They barely care what happens to other people in their own family. They don't even care when other republicans die, except that it gives them a reason to be performatively outraged, which feels good
Gamers love to swim through pipe maze, shoot jumping spider enemy and pull levers to get the water levels just right 👌
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Gamers love to swim through pipe maze, shoot jumping spider enemy and pull levers to get the water levels just right 👌
Putting a hyperlink to your email address in your email signature is a deeply crazy and irrational thing to do.
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Putting a hyperlink to your email address in your email signature is a deeply crazy and irrational thing to do.
The dystopian world of a clockwork orange seems so quaint now, that political activism by the opposition party could cause enough bad press for a state brainwashing program that they would have to shut it down. It was probably naive for 1962 too, really.
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The dystopian world of a clockwork orange seems so quaint now, that political activism by the opposition party could cause enough bad press for a state brainwashing program that they would have to shut it down. It was probably naive for 1962 too, really.
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Nazis and WP freaks are the dumbest people in America to be delusional enough to think there is a single swath of politics or the economy that isn't out to rob them blind and kill them. It's a loser mindset for suckers and born rubes.
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Nazis and WP freaks are the dumbest people in America to be delusional enough to think there is a single swath of politics or the economy that isn't out to rob them blind and kill them. It's a loser mindset for suckers and born rubes.
I'm so high strung, paranoid and anxious that to me, the Sunday Scaries are simply Sunday Regulars.
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'm so high strung, paranoid and anxious that to me, the Sunday Scaries are simply Sunday Regulars.
Weird ant begging to hang out with the cool grasshoppers but they don't let him in because he has a job
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Weird ant begging to hang out with the cool grasshoppers but they don't let him in because he has a job
Hell yes, got a stack of Blueberry books for 10 bucks, what a steal. Too expensive of a collection to ever finish, that's for sure.
January 20, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Hell yes, got a stack of Blueberry books for 10 bucks, what a steal. Too expensive of a collection to ever finish, that's for sure.
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F162.0.1
Objects
of crystal
in otherworld.
Objects
of crystal
in otherworld.
January 20, 2026 at 11:44 AM
F162.0.1
Objects
of crystal
in otherworld.
Objects
of crystal
in otherworld.
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Today I watched The Room, by Sion Sono. Panned by Letterboxd for being surprisingly pretentious for the Suicide Club guy, but I really liked it. A ponderously slow film in which a yakuza hitman views a series of rooms for rent, before finally finding one suitable to collapse and die in. My dream.
January 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Today I watched The Room, by Sion Sono. Panned by Letterboxd for being surprisingly pretentious for the Suicide Club guy, but I really liked it. A ponderously slow film in which a yakuza hitman views a series of rooms for rent, before finally finding one suitable to collapse and die in. My dream.