Frank Kemp
@frankkemp.bsky.social
Comedian; Frank from twitter.
You can see me tonight at Magoobys in Baltimore. In the audience but still.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You can see me tonight at Magoobys in Baltimore. In the audience but still.
Kids today don't even know Fat Al Roker, we are not the same.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Kids today don't even know Fat Al Roker, we are not the same.
How are we a month away from Christmas when we haven't even had Thanksgiving yet? What kind of bullshit is this?
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How are we a month away from Christmas when we haven't even had Thanksgiving yet? What kind of bullshit is this?
This Friday at Waynebrook Inn in Honey Brook Pa come out to a free night of comedy. I can honestly say this is the best line up I've ever been on. Don't even come out for me, go see these guys!
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This Friday at Waynebrook Inn in Honey Brook Pa come out to a free night of comedy. I can honestly say this is the best line up I've ever been on. Don't even come out for me, go see these guys!
90% of the time I am all for raising the federal minimum wage to $15 or $20. Then the other 10% they get my order wrong at the drive thru and I'm like "fuck 'em"
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
90% of the time I am all for raising the federal minimum wage to $15 or $20. Then the other 10% they get my order wrong at the drive thru and I'm like "fuck 'em"
Doing "the car test" on the next album.
The Hype of a Showgirl coming soon...
The Hype of a Showgirl coming soon...
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Doing "the car test" on the next album.
The Hype of a Showgirl coming soon...
The Hype of a Showgirl coming soon...
Music was just better pre-9/11
September 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Music was just better pre-9/11
I deleted all social media from my iPhone and this past week the battery life has been horrible. Must be a new iPhone line up announcing soon. They don't have to pre-announce them. Your battery will let you know
September 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I deleted all social media from my iPhone and this past week the battery life has been horrible. Must be a new iPhone line up announcing soon. They don't have to pre-announce them. Your battery will let you know
September 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My Lyft tonight is a Tesla. First time in one and this is trippy AF.
September 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My Lyft tonight is a Tesla. First time in one and this is trippy AF.
Some amazing photos from the great Mirage Photography
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Some amazing photos from the great Mirage Photography
28 Years Later is this years best comedy.
June 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
28 Years Later is this years best comedy.
Maybe it’s time I stop rawdogging life.
March 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Maybe it’s time I stop rawdogging life.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all. New @
BitSonix Album is out! Celebrate by give it a listen and let me know if you have any favorite tracks.
BitSonix Album is out! Celebrate by give it a listen and let me know if you have any favorite tracks.
February 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to all. New @
BitSonix Album is out! Celebrate by give it a listen and let me know if you have any favorite tracks.
BitSonix Album is out! Celebrate by give it a listen and let me know if you have any favorite tracks.
Got the. VCR all set up to record the game that way I can watch it tomorrow and fast forward the commercials and not to be forced to see them like all you suckers.
February 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Got the. VCR all set up to record the game that way I can watch it tomorrow and fast forward the commercials and not to be forced to see them like all you suckers.
So I just had to make a radio edit version of a song...
February 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So I just had to make a radio edit version of a song...
If you could give this album a listen, I’d appreciate it. There is a lot in the pipeline for BitSonix, trust me when I say this is all building towards something.
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Pop Culture Chronicles, Vol. 1 by BitSonix
Stream and Save Pop Culture Chronicles, Vol. 1 - Distributed by DistroKid
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February 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you could give this album a listen, I’d appreciate it. There is a lot in the pipeline for BitSonix, trust me when I say this is all building towards something.
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I just want to apologize to my Flat Earth group I was running for a while. I didn't mean to fall off the map like that.
February 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I just want to apologize to my Flat Earth group I was running for a while. I didn't mean to fall off the map like that.
Every time I buy Tostitos I think of him.
February 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Every time I buy Tostitos I think of him.
The BitSonix debut album is out now, available anywhere you buy or stream your music.
PS: I’m sorry for track 13
PSS: But not tracks 2&13
PS: I’m sorry for track 13
PSS: But not tracks 2&13
January 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The BitSonix debut album is out now, available anywhere you buy or stream your music.
PS: I’m sorry for track 13
PSS: But not tracks 2&13
PS: I’m sorry for track 13
PSS: But not tracks 2&13
@pearlmania500.bsky.social any chance I could open for ya sometime in the Philly area?
January 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
@pearlmania500.bsky.social any chance I could open for ya sometime in the Philly area?
Trump getting sworn in on MLK day feels wrong.
January 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Trump getting sworn in on MLK day feels wrong.
I made the big leagues
January 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I made the big leagues