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Bryan Theiss @ Frankenseuss Labs
@frankenseusslabs.bsky.social
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Album cover artist / video store hold out
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Deelia Deetz forever
R.I.P. Catherine O'Hara
"I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax!" My drawing of Catherine O'Hara as Deelia Deetz in BEETLEJUICE
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Go Representative Omar, go!
My tribute to Ilhan Omar being ready to punch that fucker that came at her with a syringe. She's got a huge fist flying in a drawing inspired by FIST OF THE NORTH STAR and vintage Bruce Lee iron-ons.
January 28, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a creature man.
My drawing of the creature from Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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THE UGLY STEPSISTER
My drawing of THE UGLY STEPSISTER
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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I don't know why this concept amused me, but I'd do it again.

#He-Man
#MastersoftheUniverse
My drawing of He-Man with pants and a wallet chain holding a boombox. Zodac (with pants) is checking him out. Teela is holding a bottle in a paper bag and smoking a cig. Ram Man is also in the background. Orko has his hands in his pockets, there is a Cringer-colored alley cat and a Zoar pigeon.
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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No cultural impact my ass.
My pastel-style stylized drawing of Lo-ak putting his hand on Payakan (as seen in AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER). It says "Payakan" and "I See You" and the drawing style and fonts are meant to evoke the cover to Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You."
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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My digital illustration of a strange muscleman carrying a boombox on his shoulder attached to a sword hilt. He has a green mohawk, goggles, lots of circuitry attached to his flesh, blue skin or armor over red torso, cool boxing shorts, one leg robotic, one leg melted, one arm drawn in improper perspective (sorry) but with gooey green melt-o hand. Also he has a chubby animal companion with double irises wearing a hood with strange antenna attachment. He's on all fours but also has two little stick arms like a snowman.
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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My digital illustration of a guy with a boombox for a head. I think the subwoofers are his eyes but also the speakers kind of look like eyes. The tape decks look like noses and the buttons look like teeth. I used some True Grit brushes in Procreate to simulate comic book printing techniques.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Toxic Avenger 2025
#ToxicAvenger
My drawing of the 2025 Toxic Avenger. We're looking down on him from above and his black eyeball is flying out to form the 'O' in the word TOXIE, and the 'I' and 'E' are being burnt by his glowing toxic mop.
September 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Labugoo
My drawing of a hideous mutant Labubu hanging off a backpack. It has a melty face and many bizarre lumps and orifices and you do not want to touch this fucking thing it's disgusting get it away from me.
September 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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I think my poster for the Oregon shows is my favorite I've done so far.
My poster for Buckethead's August 2025 shows in Eugene and Portland. An antlered, alchemist-robed Buckethead with a glowing third eye in his bucket plays in a wooded area surrounded by mystical forest creatures beneath an orange-red sky.
August 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I got to do the show for Buckethead playing my favorite venue and I snuck some locals-only details in there. (There's a monster in the shadows based on Seattle Storm mascot Doppler, for example.)
My poster for the August 14, 2025 Buckethead show at the Showbox in Seattle. A giant Buckethead emerges from underground Seattle in front of the Showbox. (Geographically impossible, but cool.)
August 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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My best attempt at the Silver Surfer (in a skateboard pose).
My Procreate drawing of the Silver Surfer as seen in The Fantastic 4: First Steps. Not a great likeness of Julia Garner, but looks cool at least.
August 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Erykah Badu tonight!
My drawing of Erykah Badu in the alchemist hat from Holy Mountain
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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The Human Beatbox
My digital painting of a melty skeletal cyborg in fancy horned motorcycle helmet and red jeans holding a boombox on his shoulder that's made of a blue-skinned living humanoid creature and you can't really tell from the drawing but the head is beatboxing
July 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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My digital painting of a mutant cyborg muscle barbarian riding a skateboard
June 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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A.I. is for losers and fascists
My messy ink and watercolor doodle of a 7 fingered hand flipping the bird surrounded by the slogan "A.I. is for LOSERS and fascists"
June 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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My latest poster is for the shows in The Caverns in Tennessee. This venue is literally inside a cave! I've never been there so I hope I did it justice using reference photos.
June 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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I had the great honor of designing this poster for Buckethead's Texas shows last month (based on his concept in tribute to our mutual favorite movie).
My poster for three May 2025 Buckethead shows in Texas. The illustration is Buckethead with his guitar dressed and posed as the hitchhiker from THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE sitting in the van holding his hand out
June 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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My digital illustration of a wrinkly blue man with neon green flat top, redcape and pink cyber goggle playing a large, strange saxophone in a night club
June 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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That time when some of my cover art was made into a big ass sign at Tower Records
Buckethead - JOWLS - Tower Records Instore 02.12.2006
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April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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"Tequila" Yuen Ho-yan live at the Jazz Club, 1992.

#chowyunfat
#johnwoo
#hardboiled
My digital painting of Tequila (Chow Yun Fat) and band playing the Jazz Club (that's the name of the actual club), as seen during the opening credits of John Woo's masterpiece HARD BOILED
March 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I hope people are enjoying the Buckethead shows this month. I got to adjust my 'Haunted Horror Sounds of Bucketheadland' art into a poster for this stretch of the tour.
Buckethead March 2025 tour dates poster, showing Buckethead crawling out of a grave surrounded by Brewer, Cob, a chicken, several weirdo ghouls, a robot wearing a skeletonmask, a decrepit farmhouse a spooky tree with a couple scary faces, a broken ferris wheel, etc.
March 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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If you see this, quote post your green art 💚
March 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. #artshare
A shirtless cyclops monster with a cowboy hat, purple pants and way too many joints and nipples approaches your bed at night holding a glowing baby head
March 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM