We all know what you're leaving out, Patrick

Dumont ending the timeline in May, 2024 the way Volkswagen starts theirs in 1949

Gail's vengeance is swift and uncompromising

Must iron boats answer for the sins of their fathers?

Edmund Fitzgerald, the guy the ship was named after, was also still alive when it happened, so there's a real possibility they played the song at his funeral

A folk song written about something that happened during the time frame when the folk singers were writing folk songs? What a wacky world we live in

Exactly, the GREAT lakes are in the MID west. I knew you'd get it

Does anyone know that though?

There's a simple acronym for this:
G - gee, Lake Superior sure is big
R - really cool how Lake Michigan is the only Great Lake completely inside the United States
E - Erie
A - actually, Huron is kinda mid
T - Toronto is on Lake Ontario

We all learned this in like 3rd grade

This is an important part of your midwestern re-education. Your resistance has been noted and is of great concern to us

I will not stand by while a good ship and crew are disrespected on the 50th anniversary of their demise

SHE WAS THE PRIDE OF THE AMERICAN SIDE!!!

Are people who celebrate There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day and people who celebrate Edmund Fitzgerald Day friends or enemies?

"Now that I've given up my only leverage, my opponent will have no choice but to do a complete 180 and support the thing they have been loudly opposing in front of everyone for the past two months!"

My favorite part of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the way Gordon Lightfoot makes "Detroit" into a 3-syllable word

Women aren't real, idiot. They're a myth just like the ocean

That's gotta be at least a flagrant 1