what does this even mean and why didn't I post it

that's why all my prompts start with, "talk to me like you're as advanced as an LLM could possibly be"

omg Andy, you're here :D

um ACTUALLY according to shadowsky I "share wholesome moments and use relationship anecdotes to connect with followers"

that's because I only consume my own posts :)

Both werewolves and vampires try to kill the baby for silly reasons. Jacob imprints on the baby, which is super weird. The baby also has a CGI face for a while. Eventually, they save the baby and it grows up, but then stops growing and they're now an immortal family forever.

MOVIE 4/5. Bedward gets married, after the wedding Bella gets pregnant. Everyone is like, "omg we didn't know that could happen." Bella's half-vampire demon baby makes her sick and she almost dies giving birth, but Edward turns her into a vampire at the last moment.

MOVIE 3. Vampire baddie gf creates a newborn vampire army to try and get Bella. There's a giant battle and Bella is saved and vampire baddie gf is killed. Major Jacob/Bella/Edward love triangle in this movie. Many characters in this movie orient their entire lives around Bella.

At the end, Edward thinks she's dead (for convoluted reasons), and so he tries to end his own life, but Bella saves him and then they get back together because it turns out the break up was mutually life threatening.

MOVIE 2. It's Bella's birthday and she opens a present. She cuts her finger, which bleeds, and so Edward's vampire brother tries to eat her. Edward breaks up with her (for her own good). She is depressed the rest of the movie and stares out the window a lot.

^ Eventually, she figures out he's a vampire and they start dating and a bad guy vampire tries to kill her for no real reason. Edward kills the baddie vampire. But, uh oh, now the baddie's vampire gf is obsessed with killing Bella for the next two movies.

ANYWAYS, so movie 1. Bella moves to Forks to live with her dad. Everyone is obsessed with her because she's pretty and a bit standoffish and very special and not like anyone else. She meets Edward. At first, he thinks she's smelly. Then, he starts following her around town in his car.

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You could also just read the full post here :)

extremely good

it took me 10 minutes to parse this, just how I like it <3

beautiful <3

You can watch the full episode on YouTube, Spotify, or Apple Music! Here is the YouTube link:

I don't like moths at all but I really like that you shared this with me so I really enjoyed this reply, thank you!!!!