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Matthew Rorie
@frailgesture.bsky.social
Hey, all of my tweets are great.

https://www.patreon.com/c/MatthewRorie
We're going to have a lot of turkey tomorrow but I got the idea of turkey sandwiches into my head and bought a breast

dry brine overnight with herbs, 150 sous vide for three hours, broiler for ten minutes, extremely delicious
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
just when you think it's safe to extract
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
that ain't a holiday google
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If you guessed what I was doing at any given time you'd be right about 50% if you guessed this
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
why do I have to go in and click this every other day
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme...
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
By 2028 we're all just going to be like "well yeah that's what it costs I don't get why this was supposed to be funny"
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
that is a killer album cover
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hey @bradshoemaker.bsky.social I saw Rainer Maria again
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Oh they knew exactly what they were doing here
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
enhance. enhance. enhance.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My time to shine
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
wu-tang pan ain't nothing to fuck with
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
www.patreon.com/posts/lets-o...

Well I guess SOMEONE doesn't like bombs getting thrown at them. This was such a good run, too.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
alright well I guess I'm never dying again
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am told this is a "god roll"
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
got a new shield in Borderlands and uh
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My cat has been sleeping in my dirty laundry lately and I just had my first "oh I forgot you were there and I threw my underwear in on your head" moment and man she is not happy
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I don't get too upset about gambling since it's a vice I've never gotten wrapped up in but do I need to see slot app ads on my smart tv
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
In his honor, now rewatching

I love how everyone plays it so serious except for Stanley Tucci just chewing scenery
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Big if true
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Boring conversation anyway
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM