// with great power comes great

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// oops liked it on the wrong account but AYYYY

"Hey man. I get it! I love being Jerry Seinfeld, human under the Scarlet Spider mask."

"... A million? Holy Omniverse."

"- taking money for helping people?"

He shook his head, glancing down.

"I dunno. It just feels wrong."

Rolling a web cartridge between his fingers.

"Resume stuff, the works. It's just- well, you know how it is. New York is tough. Last thing I need right now is to be jobless.

I just- this is gonna sound stupid but, I know Migs would pay me for being all, interdimensional superhero, but-" 🕸️

"A genetic level? Wow. That's fascinating! Judging from your demeanor, you're probably pretty comfortable living like that, huh?"

"Hold the phone- did your *watch* just turn you into that... wrinkly thing? Can I see that?"

"J.K. Not like Rowling though, that chick is omega cancelled.

Did you know she named the only Jewish kid at Hogwarts, Anthony Goldstein? I mean, talk about dog whistling, YIKES."

Rubbing his head.

"You can, uh- drop the chair now."

"Whoa! You turned into an alien!"

...

"And did you just call me sweaty?"

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