FPL Graboid
@fplgraboid.bsky.social
FPL enthusiast since 2011. Old enough to remember Times mail-in Fantasy Football. Also a giant underground worm.
Best ranks:
• 4232 - 2024/25
• 6221 - 2016/17
• 9075 - 2023/24
• 11113 - 2017/18
Best ranks:
• 4232 - 2024/25
• 6221 - 2016/17
• 9075 - 2023/24
• 11113 - 2017/18
This GW's transfer worked out great, but his efforts were pretty much all for nothing due to this idiot (i.e. Me) not owning bloody Marc Guehi or Daniel Munoz
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This GW's transfer worked out great, but his efforts were pretty much all for nothing due to this idiot (i.e. Me) not owning bloody Marc Guehi or Daniel Munoz
Bought Gakpo GW9. Guess which week I chose to free hit him out (for Salah) 🤦🏻♂️
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Bought Gakpo GW9. Guess which week I chose to free hit him out (for Salah) 🤦🏻♂️
GW13. Green arrow BUT exact same score as my non-FH team and also missed out on several popular big scores, so another pretty disappointing week.
Ironically, team could use a FH this week. Senesi, Sarr and Pope all issues, as well as possible midweek rotation to worry about.
Ironically, team could use a FH this week. Senesi, Sarr and Pope all issues, as well as possible midweek rotation to worry about.
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
GW13. Green arrow BUT exact same score as my non-FH team and also missed out on several popular big scores, so another pretty disappointing week.
Ironically, team could use a FH this week. Senesi, Sarr and Pope all issues, as well as possible midweek rotation to worry about.
Ironically, team could use a FH this week. Senesi, Sarr and Pope all issues, as well as possible midweek rotation to worry about.
43pts all out on FH.
No Foden, Django or Gakpo.
OG team would have 36pts with Saka and Timber to go.
Shocker.
No Foden, Django or Gakpo.
OG team would have 36pts with Saka and Timber to go.
Shocker.
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
43pts all out on FH.
No Foden, Django or Gakpo.
OG team would have 36pts with Saka and Timber to go.
Shocker.
No Foden, Django or Gakpo.
OG team would have 36pts with Saka and Timber to go.
Shocker.
RLB and Daniel Farke both able to get a response (of sorts) after HT being 0-2 down - let's see what Thomas Frank has got
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
RLB and Daniel Farke both able to get a response (of sorts) after HT being 0-2 down - let's see what Thomas Frank has got
Went for Doku & Schade over Foden & Django.
Can't catch a break at all this season!
Can't catch a break at all this season!
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Went for Doku & Schade over Foden & Django.
Can't catch a break at all this season!
Can't catch a break at all this season!
Only just noticed the City and Brentford games are both 3pm KO's tomorrow. The Free Hit could be maked or breaked by 5pm Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Only just noticed the City and Brentford games are both 3pm KO's tomorrow. The Free Hit could be maked or breaked by 5pm Saturday
GW12. KDH saving my GW from the bench. Otherwise another pretty horrific GW.
First green arrow in 4 GW's, though. A 0pt green arrow, but green nonetheless.
Top 10k here we come!!
First green arrow in 4 GW's, though. A 0pt green arrow, but green nonetheless.
Top 10k here we come!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
GW12. KDH saving my GW from the bench. Otherwise another pretty horrific GW.
First green arrow in 4 GW's, though. A 0pt green arrow, but green nonetheless.
Top 10k here we come!!
First green arrow in 4 GW's, though. A 0pt green arrow, but green nonetheless.
Top 10k here we come!!
FPL gods saving me from myself this week:
• Spend time on Friday considering a -4 to replace KDH with Mbeumo
• Decide against it but bench KDH
• Get KDH auto-sub points for Semenyo 🔥
First bench jam of the season though, so I'll absolutely take it.
• Spend time on Friday considering a -4 to replace KDH with Mbeumo
• Decide against it but bench KDH
• Get KDH auto-sub points for Semenyo 🔥
First bench jam of the season though, so I'll absolutely take it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
FPL gods saving me from myself this week:
• Spend time on Friday considering a -4 to replace KDH with Mbeumo
• Decide against it but bench KDH
• Get KDH auto-sub points for Semenyo 🔥
First bench jam of the season though, so I'll absolutely take it.
• Spend time on Friday considering a -4 to replace KDH with Mbeumo
• Decide against it but bench KDH
• Get KDH auto-sub points for Semenyo 🔥
First bench jam of the season though, so I'll absolutely take it.
KDH! Some actual points!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
KDH! Some actual points!!
No pressure KDH 🤦🏻♂️
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No pressure KDH 🤦🏻♂️
Sold Mbeumo in GW8. Since then he's scored 33pts and had a 0.6 price increase 👌
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sold Mbeumo in GW8. Since then he's scored 33pts and had a 0.6 price increase 👌
Just seen the cast for US Traitors season 4. The usual mess of Survivor, Big Brother, Real Housewives etc. "reality stars" alums. Oh and Michael Rapaport, randomly.
Surely after the success of UK Celebrity Traitors, they should aim higher than that
Surely after the success of UK Celebrity Traitors, they should aim higher than that
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just seen the cast for US Traitors season 4. The usual mess of Survivor, Big Brother, Real Housewives etc. "reality stars" alums. Oh and Michael Rapaport, randomly.
Surely after the success of UK Celebrity Traitors, they should aim higher than that
Surely after the success of UK Celebrity Traitors, they should aim higher than that
GW11. Still getting red arrows at 5m OR, which is quite remarkable really.
I've completely disassociated from FPL & FPL content at this point - which definitely helps the mental state during these terrible gameweeks. Only still going out of curiosity of what horrors the next week could bring...
I've completely disassociated from FPL & FPL content at this point - which definitely helps the mental state during these terrible gameweeks. Only still going out of curiosity of what horrors the next week could bring...
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
GW11. Still getting red arrows at 5m OR, which is quite remarkable really.
I've completely disassociated from FPL & FPL content at this point - which definitely helps the mental state during these terrible gameweeks. Only still going out of curiosity of what horrors the next week could bring...
I've completely disassociated from FPL & FPL content at this point - which definitely helps the mental state during these terrible gameweeks. Only still going out of curiosity of what horrors the next week could bring...
This is my 15th year playing FPL and my lowest-ever finish is 300k.
I'm 110pts off that after 10 GWs.
That's gotta be my target for the season, but I'm not hopeful!
I'm 110pts off that after 10 GWs.
That's gotta be my target for the season, but I'm not hopeful!
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is my 15th year playing FPL and my lowest-ever finish is 300k.
I'm 110pts off that after 10 GWs.
That's gotta be my target for the season, but I'm not hopeful!
I'm 110pts off that after 10 GWs.
That's gotta be my target for the season, but I'm not hopeful!
Red arrow 🤣
Honestly just embarrassing at this point - I'm actually trying ffs
Honestly just embarrassing at this point - I'm actually trying ffs
GW10. Did the same J.Pedro > Mateta move as everyone else.
Benched VdV's haul last week so excited to play him for his 1pt return this week.
If I can't get a green arrow this GW at rank 5m, I don't know what I'm doing here anymore
Benched VdV's haul last week so excited to play him for his 1pt return this week.
If I can't get a green arrow this GW at rank 5m, I don't know what I'm doing here anymore
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Red arrow 🤣
Honestly just embarrassing at this point - I'm actually trying ffs
Honestly just embarrassing at this point - I'm actually trying ffs
Oh so *this* is the week I get a defender off my bench. Not last week when I had 23pts, but this week when I have 3pts 👍
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Oh so *this* is the week I get a defender off my bench. Not last week when I had 23pts, but this week when I have 3pts 👍
Sure, FPL can be frustrating, but have you ever watched a toddler try to put on pyjama pants?
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sure, FPL can be frustrating, but have you ever watched a toddler try to put on pyjama pants?
After meticulously reviewing all the data from the previous 10 fpl gameweeks, I've finally realized why I'm having such a bad season.
I changed my team name for the first time in 3 years.
Schoolboy error.
I changed my team name for the first time in 3 years.
Schoolboy error.
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
After meticulously reviewing all the data from the previous 10 fpl gameweeks, I've finally realized why I'm having such a bad season.
I changed my team name for the first time in 3 years.
Schoolboy error.
I changed my team name for the first time in 3 years.
Schoolboy error.
In GW9 I took out Salah to spread the funds and make my team "stronger" - bringing in Saka, Gakpo & Woltemade.
Salah alone has outscored all 3 combined in the 2 GW's since.
👍
Salah alone has outscored all 3 combined in the 2 GW's since.
👍
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
In GW9 I took out Salah to spread the funds and make my team "stronger" - bringing in Saka, Gakpo & Woltemade.
Salah alone has outscored all 3 combined in the 2 GW's since.
👍
Salah alone has outscored all 3 combined in the 2 GW's since.
👍
GW10. Did the same J.Pedro > Mateta move as everyone else.
Benched VdV's haul last week so excited to play him for his 1pt return this week.
If I can't get a green arrow this GW at rank 5m, I don't know what I'm doing here anymore
Benched VdV's haul last week so excited to play him for his 1pt return this week.
If I can't get a green arrow this GW at rank 5m, I don't know what I'm doing here anymore
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
GW10. Did the same J.Pedro > Mateta move as everyone else.
Benched VdV's haul last week so excited to play him for his 1pt return this week.
If I can't get a green arrow this GW at rank 5m, I don't know what I'm doing here anymore
Benched VdV's haul last week so excited to play him for his 1pt return this week.
If I can't get a green arrow this GW at rank 5m, I don't know what I'm doing here anymore
There needs to be a Carabao Cup fantasy league because my FPL team would 100% win it
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There needs to be a Carabao Cup fantasy league because my FPL team would 100% win it
When's the AI assistant manager meant to be showing up? Turns out I could use the help 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When's the AI assistant manager meant to be showing up? Turns out I could use the help 🤣
My planned transfer this GW was VdV > Munoz. Have exact money, but Munoz looks like he's going up it price tonight, so will be priced out.
I can't do that move now, can I? Surely!?
I can't do that move now, can I? Surely!?
October 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My planned transfer this GW was VdV > Munoz. Have exact money, but Munoz looks like he's going up it price tonight, so will be priced out.
I can't do that move now, can I? Surely!?
I can't do that move now, can I? Surely!?
Brought Van De Ven into my GW10 bus team. Currently benching J.Pedro.
We know how this goes...
We know how this goes...
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Brought Van De Ven into my GW10 bus team. Currently benching J.Pedro.
We know how this goes...
We know how this goes...