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Fpdolfan
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Blue dot on the beach in a red state 🌊love dogs 🐕🐕🐕 Miami Dolphins 🐬🏈 Florida Panthers 🐀🏒 hate liars & hypocrites 💩
Federal authorities announce an end to the immigration crackdown in Minnesota. What do you want? A fucking medal? Go back to the fucking sinkhole you crawled out of.
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Ok Floridians - here's the skanks we need to kick to the curb.

John Rutherford, Aaron Bean, Cory Mills, Daniel Webster, Brian Mast, Maria Elvira Salazar, and Carlos Gimenez.

I've got that asswipe Mast in my district. Wondering if he wore shorts all through the recent cold weather.
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
What in the holy fuck is "The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal trophy"? 🤣
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Don't be an idiot. Get a colonoscopy. It may save your life & your family & friends a lot of grief. Colon cancer is not pretty. We were lucky. Don't leave it to luck.
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Another trump perv picked up & going bye bye.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Man pardoned by Trump for attacking US Capitol found guilty of child abuse
Andrew Paul Johnson was found guilty of five counts including molesting a child under 12 and another under 16
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Did the Norwegian biathlete really think a world wide announcement of his cheating would bring her back? It won't, not should it. Another stupid man idea. 🤯 Now the whole world knows he's a cheater. 💩
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Oh poor Howie Lutnick can't even lie well. Dumber than a box of rocks.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Is your neighbor on this list? Each state has a wkiki page so check it out. The page is based in Norway so the fat fucker can't touch it. Nah nah nah nah nah
wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ma...
ICE List Wiki
wiki.icelist.is
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
We will be taking back our state once this fat fucker slithers back off to whence he came. He is not the one to decide what the citizens want.
Trial on state’s ballot initiative restrictions kicks off in Tallahassee federal court floridaphoenix.com/2026/02/09/t...
Trial on state's ballot initiative restrictions kicks off in Tallahassee federal court • Florida Phoenix
A legal challenge to Florida’s restrictions on ballot initiatives kicked off Monday as groups pushing measures on marijuana and Medicaid expansion hope to convince a federal judge that a 2025 state la...
floridaphoenix.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Bezos: "The Post has an essential journalistic mission and an extraordinary opportunity. Each and every day our readers give us a roadmap to success. The data tells us what is valuable and where to focus." Meaningless word salad bullshit.
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The shit turd Nazi got flagged.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar - Las Vegas Sun News lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Hello my fellow Virginians and others. This lovely lady voted to fund Ice and the Big Beautiful bill she does not care about the lawlessness of the Trump Regime. PLEASE FORWARD
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Dr Lapadapshit is a fucking idiot shit turd.
After legal challenge, state proposes new rules for AIDS drug assistance program floridaphoenix.com/2026/02/03/a...
After legal challenge, state proposes new rules for AIDS drug assistance program • Florida Phoenix
The DeSantis administration announced Tuesday that it’s developing three new rules meant to curb spending in a federally funded program that provides benefits to people with HIV and AIDS. The Departme...
floridaphoenix.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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NEW: Florida voters have sued Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) over his unilateral effort to launch mid-decade redistricting in the state, arguing that the governor lacks the authority to issue orders to the state legislature. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Voters sue DeSantis for ordering Florida legislature to pursue pro-GOP gerrymander
DeSantis cannot constitutionally issue orders to the state legislature, the suit alleges.
www.democracydocket.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
JD thinks the Olympics is uniting Americans. No, we still hate you & you hate America. 🖕
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Watching women's hockey. I'd have to buy a new seat if I JD was sitting near me. The creeper vibes would be too much.
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Who is supposed to be helped by trumprx? It's merely a redirect to pharma sites. People with insurance won't be interested. People without insurance? Not them either. My goofy golden retriever is smarter than that bunch.
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
They should have it start immediately after school ends & off school property. Who you gonna suspend or expel then? 🖕
mynews13.com/fl/orlando/n...
Brevard school officials warn of consequences for participating in walkouts
Brevard School Board Chair Matt Susin also says he believer the plan itself may not have originated from students in the district.
mynews13.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Will trumprx be using Junior's drug inventory?
February 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Hey Treasure Coast - any sightings of Brian Mast recently? Just wondering if he's roaming around in his shorts & suit jacket while it's 40 - 50 degrees. If there's a photo op, I'm sure he is.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I've been aware of her for some time. She took on the Moms for Liberty in her school district just up the coast from me. She's a long time foe of Fine who is a disgusting pig.
Jennifer Jenkins to take on Randy Fine in Florida’s 6th Congressional District race floridaphoenix.com/briefs/jenni...
Jennifer Jenkins to take on Randy Fine in Florida's 6th Congressional District race • Florida Phoenix
Former Brevard County School Board member Jennifer Jenkins, who dropped out of the race for the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate a week ago, announced Thursday that she is running for Congress in...
floridaphoenix.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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The contrast could not be more stark! And that's what pisses off the Orange KIDDIE FUCKER. He will ALWAYS BE INFERIOR to our Black President. ALWAYS!
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Attorney General James Uthmeier announced Thursday his office is creating a “Consumer Harm from International Nefarious Actors Prevention Unit". What a fucking bufoon.
February 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Oh take a fucking hike JD with all your talk of the Olympics uniting the nation. It is not. We still fucking hate you & wish karma would get cracking.
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM