Sooo the kids brought the dog quietly into the minivan this morning. I drove everyone to their respective drop offs and then myself to the train. I compulsively looked in the back of the car to be sure nothing was visible and Twiggy was just staring at me.

That’s why my dog was on the BART today.

I have a lot of positive things going on in my life right now but waking up to this tick crawling across my sheets and this bite on my hip is not one of them.

Earthquake

Just so you all know I’m not a scamanda about this stroke 🤣 I still have my blood looked at from every gd angle 😭😭😭

Circling back to let you know I ended up with an enormous tri color chihuahua mix. She vibes like a chihuahua but she’s 20 lbs.

@ellomelissa.bsky.social best post I’ve seen on this! Please bring it to Bluesky 🥹

The pic of him on my grandmas shrine to all of the past pets of the family 😭 he was so sweet, so loving and very horny for our golden retriever

This is my childhood pup Nacho!! He was the best dog we ever had (under 50 lbs.)

My mother had a suspected stroke and this is how she let me know:

If someone had emerged from the future to show me this picture of life at 39 I would have been even more of a confident pain in the ass for the last 20 years. A whole daughter with a matching hair do drawing pictures of gouls 😮‍💨😭

Nothing has ever spoken more clearly to me