I bought a scale. I regret to inform you this is way better. I am mad.

I mean this is basically the economic model for NFTs, seems legit

I’m trans masc, and recently someone was surprised to learn that I like to grow flowers, bc it’s “so feminine and I thought you were avoiding that?”

Um, 1, i don’t care, 2, “flowers are pretty and complex and good for bees” is not ANY gender “coded”, and 3 OMG I don’t care, why do you?

I saw a whole thread by the founder of Bellingcat about this and … wow. Just… wow. You used to just be able to open and email, see if was written in comic sans, know it was from a crazy person, and close it, but LLMs have taken even that small comfort away.

Thank you, it was so stupid, if my dog did that to someone else (which she wouldn’t because if she did, she would never be allowed off leash) I would be mortified and apologetic and furious, not yelling and shaking a stranger half my size on an unlit back trail in the dark and snow.

Seriously don’t fuck with my dog.

(FWIW I was wearing mittens and I am very not sorry).

I have this on the wall of my office, let’s be friends:

(Seriously, I didn’t want them but I had objectively great tits, and someone should have been able to use them, c’mon man)

Thank you, I just laughed so hard I did a literal and unironic spit take

… my anesthesiologist told me that while I was waking up from top surgery I asked what happened to my tits and when he said they were “disposed of” I apparently (I do not recall this) was very irritated that they had not been “donated,” so I feel this.