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News from the forest. A running journal of the most venal time ever. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 25,000+ people laugh daily watching this at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · Nov 5
Karoline Levitt Airbushes Halloween, and her Antediluvian Husband! #dementiadon #leavitt #elderlydad

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Karoline Leavitt, 28, Called Out for ‘Photoshopping’ Husband, 60. Witty news commentary! My take on politics. News you can trust while having a good laugh.#politicalsatire #karolineleavitt2025 #magacu...
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One of the Few Jokes About the Montgolfier Brothers on the Internet Today! #elpasoairport #faa #kegseth #partyballoons

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February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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KEGSETH FRESH OFF HIS DEFEAT OF 4 PARTY BALLOONS PREPARES TO ATTACK A BOUNCY CASTLE! - Biden shot down a real spy balloon, and kept the airports open! #elpaso #faa #dod #99luftballoons #deiwhitepeople

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Satire. Breaking news. US military shoots down party balloons closing El Paso Airport. #petehegseth #FAA #satirenews #newsupdates #uspolitics
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February 12, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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Dinosaur Justice for Perverts! But only in the Motherland! Here, you get a million redactions and a trophy! #dinocon #epstein #trumppervert #rfkjrpervert #lutnickpervert #gopperverts #dinosaurs #oldbone #leavitt

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Who else should follow DinoCons lead? From the Daily Beast, The biggest convention on dinosaurs and prehistoric life in the U.K. has been turned upside down by the Epstein files. The fallout from the ...
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February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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forrestnews.bsky.social Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · Dec 13
Vaccine Tourism will be a great business- “take your kids to countries with higher vaccination rates, like Turkmenistan!” (They are already ahead of the US, per unicef). “Your progeny will have a ‘leg up’ on all the American kids who walk like Mitch McConnell!”
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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“Oh you want to fly to El Paso for business? Um, well, we can get you to Yemen, is that good?”
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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APPOINTING AN ELDERLY DRUNKEN FOOL WHO WAS A SHITTY LAWYER WAY BACK WHEN SHE TRIED TO FRAME HER CHEATING HUSBAND, AND EVEN DUMBER THAN THE AVERAGE FOX NEWS PERSONALITY, YIELDS PREDICTABLE RESULT #pirro #foxnews #gopfailures

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'Absolutely obscene': Trump DOJ sparks massive backlash as bid to indict Dems blows up
Outrage erupted across social media Tuesday after reports that the Trump administration attempted – and failed – to secure indictments against Democratic lawmakers over a video urging members of the m...
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February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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NOSTRADAMUS ALERT: POLIO BOB GIVES BOOST TO GLOBAL VACCINE TOURISM INDUSTRY, AS PREDICTED HERE #moderna #shotsrgood #polioisbad
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Impeach Polio Bob! Shutting Down Government Unless He’s Fired Is a Good New Demand. He’s a fool, a grifter, a pervert, and an instrument of death.

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FDA refuses to review Moderna’s application for mRNA flu vaccine, company says | CNN
The US Food and Drug Administration has refused to accept an application from Moderna to review its first mRNA seasonal flu vaccine, the company said Tuesday, in another setback for the technology tha...
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February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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APPOINTING AN ELDERLY DRUNKEN FOOL WHO WAS A SHITTY LAWYER WAY BACK WHEN SHE TRIED TO FRAME HER CHEATING HUSBAND, AND EVEN DUMBER THAN THE AVERAGE FOX NEWS PERSONALITY, YIELDS PREDICTABLE RESULT #pirro #foxnews #gopfailures

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'Absolutely obscene': Trump DOJ sparks massive backlash as bid to indict Dems blows up
Outrage erupted across social media Tuesday after reports that the Trump administration attempted – and failed – to secure indictments against Democratic lawmakers over a video urging members of the m...
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February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Dinosaur Justice for Perverts! But only in the Motherland! Here, you get a million redactions and a trophy! #dinocon #epstein #trumppervert #rfkjrpervert #lutnickpervert #gopperverts #dinosaurs #oldbone #leavitt

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Who else should follow DinoCons lead? From the Daily Beast, The biggest convention on dinosaurs and prehistoric life in the U.K. has been turned upside down by the Epstein files. The fallout from the ...
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February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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“FLATTEN THE FUCKING BALLROOM” - slogan of winning 2028 President-elect
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Mark Kelly Warned About Illegal Orders - Like Going to the Melania Mockumentary! #melania #bribemovie #illegalorders #crapumentary #gopfail #trumpincel

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Troops ordered to see Melania movie. Satire. Breaking news. News update. Politics. Witty news take. #melania #satire #witty #usmilitary #moviereviews
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February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Mark Kelly Warned About Illegal Orders - Like Going to the Melania Mockumentary! #melania #bribemovie #illegalorders #crapumentary #gopfail #trumpincel

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Troops ordered to see Melania movie. Satire. Breaking news. News update. Politics. Witty news take. #melania #satire #witty #usmilitary #moviereviews
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February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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That blows for Jr. We thought he had a nose for such things. It’s not like him to miss a line!
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Enlarged Prostate Rock losing Badly to Bad Bunny! Make fun of him and his ilk here:

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February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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PLENTY OF OTHER REASONS TO PANIC
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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SOLDIERS VOLUNTEERING FOR HAZARDOUS DUTY TO AVOID SEEING MELANIA MOCKUMENTARY: “I’ll charge a machine gun nest with a soup ladle, I’ll charge into any building that doesn’t have a projector running!!!” #genevaconvention #bezosbribe

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Religious freedom group says US military members were 'pressured' by commanders to see 'Melania'
An active-duty enlisted member of the US military said their unit was "pressured" into seeing Amazon's "Melania" documentary about the first lady.
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February 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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The Forest Super Bowl Halftime Preview! MAGA’s halftime is what you’d expect, and Outpatient Rock is No Kid Anymore, but Just as Creepy! #superbowl #magahalftime #kidrock #badbunny #epsteinfiles #turningpoint #grifters #phonychristians

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Satire. Bad Bunny or Kid Rock. Super Bowl halftime edition. Hey MAGA Christians you really should listen to Kid Rock’s lyrics before claiming your streamed half time show is family friendly. #turningp...
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February 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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TONY EASON RETURNS TO QB FOR PATRIOTS
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Enlarged Prostate Rock losing Badly to Bad Bunny! Make fun of him and his ilk here:

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February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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The Forest Super Bowl Halftime Preview! MAGA’s halftime is what you’d expect, and Outpatient Rock is No Kid Anymore, but Just as Creepy! #superbowl #magahalftime #kidrock #badbunny #epsteinfiles #turningpoint #grifters #phonychristians

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Satire. Bad Bunny or Kid Rock. Super Bowl halftime edition. Hey MAGA Christians you really should listen to Kid Rock’s lyrics before claiming your streamed half time show is family friendly. #turningp...
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February 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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SOLDIERS VOLUNTEERING FOR HAZARDOUS DUTY TO AVOID SEEING MELANIA MOCKUMENTARY: “I’ll charge a machine gun nest with a soup ladle, I’ll charge into any building that doesn’t have a projector running!!!” #genevaconvention #bezosbribe

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Religious freedom group says US military members were 'pressured' by commanders to see 'Melania'
An active-duty enlisted member of the US military said their unit was "pressured" into seeing Amazon's "Melania" documentary about the first lady.
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February 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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3 hours into my Marriott overcharge complaint, finally making some progress! #bonvoy #marriott
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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VICE PRESIDENT WINS GOLD MEDAL IN BEING BOOED, RICHLY DESERVED - “he’s really been training for this his whole life if you think about it”

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US athletes cheered, JD Vance booed during Winter Olympics opening ceremony
Team USA entered the opening ceremony at San Siro Stadium on a chilly night in Milan. But unlike the weather, the Americans received a warm welcome.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM