then I will come to your house and impregnate you

Can you both come to my house in these singlets

Exactly exactly

This comment isn’t very big cock positive Tom

the point is, everybody looks at other people’s profiles, but most do it in silence instead of triggering a bunch of notifications

I would prefer that people don’t fave every post as they scroll through a profile

Unfortunately this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

I have been informed that posting this makes me seem insane

She’s gonna see this and eviscerate you