Formal Plates
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I complain about movies
Loved “Frankenstein”!
Give me Victorian era, the Creator vs. Creation clash, and Victorian ladies being laid to an eternal rest on a slab of marble.
Give me Alexandre Desplat’s score!
Well, who *is* the monster after all, you may be asking yourself, the sophisticated movie enjoyer.
Give me Victorian era, the Creator vs. Creation clash, and Victorian ladies being laid to an eternal rest on a slab of marble.
Give me Alexandre Desplat’s score!
Well, who *is* the monster after all, you may be asking yourself, the sophisticated movie enjoyer.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Loved “Frankenstein”!
Give me Victorian era, the Creator vs. Creation clash, and Victorian ladies being laid to an eternal rest on a slab of marble.
Give me Alexandre Desplat’s score!
Well, who *is* the monster after all, you may be asking yourself, the sophisticated movie enjoyer.
Give me Victorian era, the Creator vs. Creation clash, and Victorian ladies being laid to an eternal rest on a slab of marble.
Give me Alexandre Desplat’s score!
Well, who *is* the monster after all, you may be asking yourself, the sophisticated movie enjoyer.
Honestly, arguing with Chotiner is like seeing this guy drinking in a bar, and then trying to pick a fight with him
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Honestly, arguing with Chotiner is like seeing this guy drinking in a bar, and then trying to pick a fight with him
I wonder why is that (people not buying new devices). It’s a total mystery
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I wonder why is that (people not buying new devices). It’s a total mystery
I mean, it’s a tale as old as time
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I mean, it’s a tale as old as time
Checking Wikipedia and I see lots of haters being waiters and the table of ABBAs success, SMDH
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Checking Wikipedia and I see lots of haters being waiters and the table of ABBAs success, SMDH
Stupid motherfuckers
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Stupid motherfuckers
Stole this just today
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Stole this just today
Lol, fuck off
(And yes, it’s a good idea)
(And yes, it’s a good idea)
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lol, fuck off
(And yes, it’s a good idea)
(And yes, it’s a good idea)
Lol, I enjoyed the movie, but the “They’re just friends - until they aren’t” is a tricky line to walk/ play in a movie.
In this one, an innocent bystander irl would probably comment with either “Hey, get a room, you two” or “Wait, are those 2 f*king??”
Again, an enjoyable movie, good chemistry
In this one, an innocent bystander irl would probably comment with either “Hey, get a room, you two” or “Wait, are those 2 f*king??”
Again, an enjoyable movie, good chemistry
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Lol, I enjoyed the movie, but the “They’re just friends - until they aren’t” is a tricky line to walk/ play in a movie.
In this one, an innocent bystander irl would probably comment with either “Hey, get a room, you two” or “Wait, are those 2 f*king??”
Again, an enjoyable movie, good chemistry
In this one, an innocent bystander irl would probably comment with either “Hey, get a room, you two” or “Wait, are those 2 f*king??”
Again, an enjoyable movie, good chemistry
Looks like Tuscany. Very cool!
Thank you, loiterers!
Thank you, loiterers!
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Looks like Tuscany. Very cool!
Thank you, loiterers!
Thank you, loiterers!
Me, watching her posting
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me, watching her posting
Men reading in public are now considered so dangerous that the access to them must be restricted with a police tape.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Men reading in public are now considered so dangerous that the access to them must be restricted with a police tape.
“We”? “We” have to?
Hey, sorry folks that my shutdown negotiations strategy sucks. It’s all on me. My bad.
Hey, sorry folks that my shutdown negotiations strategy sucks. It’s all on me. My bad.
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“We”? “We” have to?
Hey, sorry folks that my shutdown negotiations strategy sucks. It’s all on me. My bad.
Hey, sorry folks that my shutdown negotiations strategy sucks. It’s all on me. My bad.
Carmen Angenciano 🤩
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Carmen Angenciano 🤩