Mike
@forbesmm.bsky.social
Baseball fan. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
sounds like a lot of work
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sounds like a lot of work
…how many people’s arch enemy can you be at one time?
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
…how many people’s arch enemy can you be at one time?
1. We The Pizza
2. Matchbox
[a bunch of shitty ones]
2. Matchbox
[a bunch of shitty ones]
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1. We The Pizza
2. Matchbox
[a bunch of shitty ones]
2. Matchbox
[a bunch of shitty ones]
Also the domino’s are not, in fact, the closest pizza places to the pentagon; there are like a dozen that are closer
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Also the domino’s are not, in fact, the closest pizza places to the pentagon; there are like a dozen that are closer
that one just said “use caution”
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
that one just said “use caution”
Are you eating it inside the NMCC?
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Are you eating it inside the NMCC?
Eric beat you to it
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That sound overhead isn’t a low flying 707 on approach to Idlewyld Airport, it’s @forbesmm.bsky.social screaming at the top of his lungs.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Eric beat you to it
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all the traffic circles will let us turn 360° corners indefinitely 🔄🔄🔄
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
all the traffic circles will let us turn 360° corners indefinitely 🔄🔄🔄
that’s probably targeted more at Maryland plates than uniforms tho
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
that’s probably targeted more at Maryland plates than uniforms tho
What kind of paranoid freak thinks uniformed military are being “targeted” inside the U.S.
This week notwithstanding when was the last time so much as a rude word was spoken to a service member in public
This week notwithstanding when was the last time so much as a rude word was spoken to a service member in public
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What kind of paranoid freak thinks uniformed military are being “targeted” inside the U.S.
This week notwithstanding when was the last time so much as a rude word was spoken to a service member in public
This week notwithstanding when was the last time so much as a rude word was spoken to a service member in public
“should have held on to Dulles Air Base” etc.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“should have held on to Dulles Air Base” etc.
that one just advised using caution
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
that one just advised using caution
> winter 25-26: joint patrols
> summer 2026: advisor teams
> fall 2026: “as MPD stands up, we stand down”
> 2027: The Year Of The Police
> FY2028 Posture Statement: “we are turning a corner in the DC AOR”
> summer 2026: advisor teams
> fall 2026: “as MPD stands up, we stand down”
> 2027: The Year Of The Police
> FY2028 Posture Statement: “we are turning a corner in the DC AOR”
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
> winter 25-26: joint patrols
> summer 2026: advisor teams
> fall 2026: “as MPD stands up, we stand down”
> 2027: The Year Of The Police
> FY2028 Posture Statement: “we are turning a corner in the DC AOR”
> summer 2026: advisor teams
> fall 2026: “as MPD stands up, we stand down”
> 2027: The Year Of The Police
> FY2028 Posture Statement: “we are turning a corner in the DC AOR”
“The secret to success in the corporate world is using brute force on your data. Like, literally hit it with something.”
—from my forthcoming podcast, B-School Of Hard Knocks
—from my forthcoming podcast, B-School Of Hard Knocks
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“The secret to success in the corporate world is using brute force on your data. Like, literally hit it with something.”
—from my forthcoming podcast, B-School Of Hard Knocks
—from my forthcoming podcast, B-School Of Hard Knocks
it’s called synergy, look it up
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
it’s called synergy, look it up
is it possible to sundown before 8am
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
is it possible to sundown before 8am