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folktunes.bsky.social
looking at pre-transition photos of me and i can legitimately not even recognize myself in this one lmfao

who tf is that dude and is he single?
A selfie of Mira before her transition, a white dude with half-long brown hair and a fuzzy beard and stache.
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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me after not engaging with Vampire: the Masquerade for a few weeks
A billboard with a little girl staring at the camera with dead eyes, next to the text "Right now, the need for blood is rising"
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The book cover of Welcome to Dorley Hall, with a speech bubble drawn to imply it is speaking the quoted skeet
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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YOU CAN LITERALLY CTRL+F LOOK FOR TEXT AND IT WILL JUMP TO IT IF YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY OH MY FUCKING GOD LMAO
A screenshot from one of the Epstein Files, showing redacted text highlighted
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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this is wild lmfao

the House Oversight Committee casually dropboxing us the Epstein Files
A Dropbox popup showing that 'House Oversight shared DOJ Epstein files' with me.
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I still can't believe it. Incredible work, chef.

Rest easy.

You've earned it.
A screenshot of a Reddit comment on the perfect chives post by u/KarmaKrazi, official Chive Pilot, whose judgement on the matter is considered final by the community. It shows the photo of the cut chives, with an airplane drawn above it in the photo editing app on their phone. The plane is flying a banner that reads "No towers!", signalling it as a perfect affempt. Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec saying "It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now."
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eternum 0.9 progress report, showing it's 98% done
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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New Hunter: the Parenting episode gave me some REAL mechsploitation vibes with these lines
Door from Hunter: the Parenting pointing a handgun in the dark, while Francis Fuchs, Burgerman Fomori, says "Do you know how JOYOUS it is to disintegrate into something?" Same, except now Francis says "To let yourself be PRESSED DOWN into NOTHING, until you are SHAPED in its IMAGE!"
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Farmers I Respect -Has a comparative advantage over other countries' farmers -Exports their products to the world -Doesn't need protectionism to be profitable -Makes the country richer and culturally relevant -"More countries in the European market to sell products to? Splendid" Farmers I Do Not Respect -Can't survive without half of the country's budget in subventions -Can't survive if they have to compete with poorer countries -WILL revolt if you dare to propose environmental regulations -Somehow important to the country? -"Please don't let people buy cheap products
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Ikit Klaw, Skaven Warplock Engineer of Clan Skryre from Warhammer Fantasy, with a speech bubble drawn to imply he is squeaking the quoted skeet
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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i was trying to look up photos of people throwing fish back into the water but instead they just look like psychics using telekinesis to draw fish from the sea
guy throwing a fish into a lake guy throwing a fish into the sea
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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a guy throwing a fish back into the sea
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Your asexuality should be your 2nd priority. Your 1st priority should ALWAYS be commitment to the bit
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
folktunes.bsky.social
the timeline rn

SLAVA FUCKIN' UKRAINI

🇪🇺🤝🇺🇦
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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ANOTHER 200 BILLION TO KYIV over an image of Patrick Star flexing on the baseball court
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

ANOTHER €200 BILLION TO KYIV
Patrick Star flexing on a baseball court, the "Another $20 Trillion to X" meme
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
folktunes.bsky.social
me rn wanting to listen to like eight different songs at once
A woman being offered like six different plates of pancakes and looking distressed about not being able to eat them all
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
folktunes.bsky.social
773 words on FLOWERBLOOM Ch. 2 today! Only had ~30 minutes of writing to cram into my day by sacrificing sleep, so I'm pretty pleased with that number. The words for this story flow so easy, regardless of how tired I am. Hope to finish it this week!

Have some little teasers, for being so patient~♡
Her heart does not pound in Her chest. Her jaw does not tighten. She has long since learned to control such houndlike impulses. But still, Her stomach curdles. A knock on the door. Her mercilessly drilled routines kick back in. She removes the traitorous hair from the brush in one fluid motion, disposing of it in the small wastebin next to Her desk. She swiftly places the brush back in the drawer She keeps it in, and turns to the door, standing in the rigid parade rest that so effortlessly projects Her authority and throws the dogs around Her off-kilter. "Enter," She says. Her voice is perfectly level, of course. It does not betray anything. She will not let it. The trek around the farm is exactly as wonderful as Hazie suspected it would be. A slight breeze plays through the air, making the young, daring spring flowers that are bold enough to bloom this early dance, and waves play through the grass. Hazie's never been to the sea, but from the stories the merchant girl that comes through town from time to time tells about it, she likes to think its waves look a lot like these. Her mind wanders back to the merchant girl as she walks, keeping half an eye out for any concerns she should make note of. Hazie never did catch her name, but they'd had such a wonderful evenin' together, a few years ago. She'd spent all winter doing extra chores 'round the house for pocket change, even goin' out to the other farmsteads to earn some extra coin. She'd worked herself ragged, but with how much she'd saved up, she'd earned enough to buy the prettiest necklace the merchant girl had on offer next time she swung by the little village Hazie calls home.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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edited 4chan greentext post, showing a photo of Luigi Mangione >did nothing >prosecution just keeps shooting themselves in the foot What is this legal strategy called?
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
folktunes.bsky.social
now reading

first zine i ever bought, i think
I (actually) am ok., by anchatris, written in august 2025 "under a floating mind"
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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got this from a local art store with a bunch of poetry, zines, and another book

good haul

i think i can do with some poetry rn
A photo of a bunch of zines and books lying on a bed
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
folktunes.bsky.social
just found the most incredible bit anyone has ever put to paper in any book ever
Der Einzige und sein Eigentum - 》greatest hits《, by... Michalis Pichler? That can't be right. A photo of random pages from the book, showing it's just Max Stirner's The Ego And His Own with every word that isn't a first person pronoun edited out, while retaining the layout and spacing of the original.
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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SimCity 2000 advisor shouting "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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can't forget the equally mythical followup

LONG 👏 TERM 👏 STORYTELLING 👏
Tweet by @_Wilson2002 Congratulations @CodyRhodes. You're my favourite World Champion. ❤️ Quoting a tweet from WWE showing Cody beat Roman at WrestleMania 40
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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the medical community rn
A woman being offered like six different plates of pancakes and looking distressed about not being able to eat them all
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM