john
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HAPPY NEW YEAR THE CO-CEO OF NETFLIX WAS IN SKULL AND BONES
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR THE CO-CEO OF NETFLIX WAS IN SKULL AND BONES
UNFORTUNATELY, THE WORD OF THE WEEK IS DOFF
July 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THE WORD OF THE WEEK IS DOFF
IF PRINCESS DI WERE HERE, I'D TELL HER "HANG IN THERE"
July 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
IF PRINCESS DI WERE HERE, I'D TELL HER "HANG IN THERE"
I WAS A KNEECAP FAN FOR A GOOD LIKE TWO WEEKS BEFORE GLASTONBURY
July 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I WAS A KNEECAP FAN FOR A GOOD LIKE TWO WEEKS BEFORE GLASTONBURY
TONS OF RESPECT FOR WET LEG’S INCREDIBLY AMBITIOUS DECISION TO ALTER THE CREATIVE DIRECTION OF THE BAND ON THEIR SOPHOMORE ALBUM BY HAVING THEIR SINGER BECOME INSANELY HOT
July 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
TONS OF RESPECT FOR WET LEG’S INCREDIBLY AMBITIOUS DECISION TO ALTER THE CREATIVE DIRECTION OF THE BAND ON THEIR SOPHOMORE ALBUM BY HAVING THEIR SINGER BECOME INSANELY HOT
DJANGO UNCHAINED IS FINE BUT IT BASICALLY JUST COPIED THE PLOT OF BIG TOP PEE-WEE
July 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
DJANGO UNCHAINED IS FINE BUT IT BASICALLY JUST COPIED THE PLOT OF BIG TOP PEE-WEE
I KNOW THE WEEK IS LIKE HALF OVER OR WHATEVER, BUT THE WORD OF THE WEEK IS UNEQUIVOCALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WITHOUT A DOUBT ‘DIEGETIC’ FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK I WILL BE DEDICATING MY LIFE TO DIEGETIC SOUND AND TALKING ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY
July 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I KNOW THE WEEK IS LIKE HALF OVER OR WHATEVER, BUT THE WORD OF THE WEEK IS UNEQUIVOCALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WITHOUT A DOUBT ‘DIEGETIC’ FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK I WILL BE DEDICATING MY LIFE TO DIEGETIC SOUND AND TALKING ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY
"IF ONLY WE COULD MODERNIZE THE FOUNDER'S ORIGINAL INTENTIONS AND BUILD A REVOLUTIONARY MODEL OF GOVERNMENT THAT WAS BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE AND PRIORITIZED THE INHERENT EQUALITY OF ALL HUMANKIND INSTEAD OF A POWERFUL FEW, WE'D GET OURSELVES OUT OF THIS MESS."
June 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"IF ONLY WE COULD MODERNIZE THE FOUNDER'S ORIGINAL INTENTIONS AND BUILD A REVOLUTIONARY MODEL OF GOVERNMENT THAT WAS BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE AND PRIORITIZED THE INHERENT EQUALITY OF ALL HUMANKIND INSTEAD OF A POWERFUL FEW, WE'D GET OURSELVES OUT OF THIS MESS."
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AND JUST LIKE THAT.... COCO DOUBLE FAULTS AND THIS ONE IS OVER. THE SECOND SET WAS OVER AN HOUR, BUT SABALENKA WINS 6-3, 7-6. GAUFF WILL HOPE FOR REDEMPTION ON THE PARIS CLAY IN A FEW WEEKS
May 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
AND JUST LIKE THAT.... COCO DOUBLE FAULTS AND THIS ONE IS OVER. THE SECOND SET WAS OVER AN HOUR, BUT SABALENKA WINS 6-3, 7-6. GAUFF WILL HOPE FOR REDEMPTION ON THE PARIS CLAY IN A FEW WEEKS
SHE DID IT!!! THE 2023 US OPEN WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL, BUT COCO JUST PLAYED THE MATCH OF HER LIFE. HER FOREHAND HAS BECOME A WEAPON AND HER DEFENSE IS NOW IMPENETRABLE. 2025 FRENCH BUST IT WIDE OPEN CHAMPION, COCO GAUFF!
June 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
SHE DID IT!!! THE 2023 US OPEN WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL, BUT COCO JUST PLAYED THE MATCH OF HER LIFE. HER FOREHAND HAS BECOME A WEAPON AND HER DEFENSE IS NOW IMPENETRABLE. 2025 FRENCH BUST IT WIDE OPEN CHAMPION, COCO GAUFF!
SABALENKA DOUBLE FAULTS, AND COCO IS UP A BREAK IN THE THIRD SET!!!
June 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
SABALENKA DOUBLE FAULTS, AND COCO IS UP A BREAK IN THE THIRD SET!!!
COCO DOES IT AGAIN!!!! HER 4TH BREAK OF THE SET!! TIEBREAK IN THE FIRST
June 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
COCO DOES IT AGAIN!!!! HER 4TH BREAK OF THE SET!! TIEBREAK IN THE FIRST
SABALENKA BREAKS, AND WILL SERVE FOR THE SET.
June 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
SABALENKA BREAKS, AND WILL SERVE FOR THE SET.
COCO DROPS HER NEXT SERVE BUT THEN BREAKS SABALENKA BACK WITH THE SET ON THE LINE!!! NEARLY A 13 MINUTE GAME, SIX DEUCES!! SABALENKA'S SERVE HAS DESERTED HER. IF COCO CAN HOLD HERE, WE WILL AT WORST GO TO A TIEBREAK IN THE FIRST
June 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
COCO DROPS HER NEXT SERVE BUT THEN BREAKS SABALENKA BACK WITH THE SET ON THE LINE!!! NEARLY A 13 MINUTE GAME, SIX DEUCES!! SABALENKA'S SERVE HAS DESERTED HER. IF COCO CAN HOLD HERE, WE WILL AT WORST GO TO A TIEBREAK IN THE FIRST
COMPLETE TURN AROUND IN THE FIRST SET!!! COCO WAS DOWN 4-1 EARLY AND HAS NOW TIED THINGS UP AFTER THE CHAIR UMPIRE CAME OUT OF THEIR CHAIR TO CONFIRM COCO'S SECOND BREAK IN A ROW IN GAME THAT LASTED 8 MINUTES! COCO'S SERVING, 4-4!!
June 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
COMPLETE TURN AROUND IN THE FIRST SET!!! COCO WAS DOWN 4-1 EARLY AND HAS NOW TIED THINGS UP AFTER THE CHAIR UMPIRE CAME OUT OF THEIR CHAIR TO CONFIRM COCO'S SECOND BREAK IN A ROW IN GAME THAT LASTED 8 MINUTES! COCO'S SERVING, 4-4!!
REASONS I WATCH SPORTS:
1. TO TWEET
2. TO HEAR THE ANNOUNCERS SAY "BIG BODY" (THIS IS ACTUALLY #1)
3. TO HATE
4. THE LOVE OF THE GAME
5. TO SUPPORT MY FANTASY TEAM
6. TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK TO UNINTERESTING PEOPLE ABOUT
1. TO TWEET
2. TO HEAR THE ANNOUNCERS SAY "BIG BODY" (THIS IS ACTUALLY #1)
3. TO HATE
4. THE LOVE OF THE GAME
5. TO SUPPORT MY FANTASY TEAM
6. TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK TO UNINTERESTING PEOPLE ABOUT
June 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
REASONS I WATCH SPORTS:
1. TO TWEET
2. TO HEAR THE ANNOUNCERS SAY "BIG BODY" (THIS IS ACTUALLY #1)
3. TO HATE
4. THE LOVE OF THE GAME
5. TO SUPPORT MY FANTASY TEAM
6. TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK TO UNINTERESTING PEOPLE ABOUT
1. TO TWEET
2. TO HEAR THE ANNOUNCERS SAY "BIG BODY" (THIS IS ACTUALLY #1)
3. TO HATE
4. THE LOVE OF THE GAME
5. TO SUPPORT MY FANTASY TEAM
6. TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK TO UNINTERESTING PEOPLE ABOUT
WE WILL SEE IF COCO CAN ADVANCE PAST THE FRENCH CINDERELLA TO SET UP A REMATCH OF HER MATCH AGAINST SABALENKA A MONTH AGO IN MADRID
June 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
WE WILL SEE IF COCO CAN ADVANCE PAST THE FRENCH CINDERELLA TO SET UP A REMATCH OF HER MATCH AGAINST SABALENKA A MONTH AGO IN MADRID
NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THE FINAL SET. SWIATEK FINALLY CRUMBLES UNDER THE PRESSURE AND COULD NOT WIN A SINGLE GAME. DOMINANCE FROM SABALENKA, WHO EMPHATICALLY PROVES WHY SHE'S NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD
June 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THE FINAL SET. SWIATEK FINALLY CRUMBLES UNDER THE PRESSURE AND COULD NOT WIN A SINGLE GAME. DOMINANCE FROM SABALENKA, WHO EMPHATICALLY PROVES WHY SHE'S NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD
THREE STRAIGHT BREAKS TO START THE SECOND SET, BUT SWIATEK'S SERVE STABILIZES FIRST AND SHE CRUISES THROUGH THE REST OF THE SECOND. WE ARE HEADING TO A DECIDING THIRD SET IN THIS EPIC SEMIFINAL
June 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
THREE STRAIGHT BREAKS TO START THE SECOND SET, BUT SWIATEK'S SERVE STABILIZES FIRST AND SHE CRUISES THROUGH THE REST OF THE SECOND. WE ARE HEADING TO A DECIDING THIRD SET IN THIS EPIC SEMIFINAL
SWIATEK BREAKS! THE EIGHTH BREAK OVERALL OF THE MATCH ALREADY, AND WE WILL BE HEADING TO A TIEBREAK IN THE FIRST. HARD TO SAY IF THE PLAYERS HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THEIR SERVES, THE RETURNS FROM BOTH PLAYERS HAVE BEEN PHENOMENAL
June 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
SWIATEK BREAKS! THE EIGHTH BREAK OVERALL OF THE MATCH ALREADY, AND WE WILL BE HEADING TO A TIEBREAK IN THE FIRST. HARD TO SAY IF THE PLAYERS HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THEIR SERVES, THE RETURNS FROM BOTH PLAYERS HAVE BEEN PHENOMENAL
SABALENKA WILL BE SERVING FOR THE FIRST SET, 6-5, AFTER WINNING HER FOURTH BREAK POINT OF THE MATCH. ARYNA JUMPED TO AN EARLY 4-1 LEAD BEFORE HAVING HER CONFIDENCE WOBBLED BY THE POLISH PRINCESS. SHE SEEMS TO HAVE RECOVERED, BUT WE WILL SEE IF SHE CAN CARRY IT TO THE SECOND SET
June 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
SABALENKA WILL BE SERVING FOR THE FIRST SET, 6-5, AFTER WINNING HER FOURTH BREAK POINT OF THE MATCH. ARYNA JUMPED TO AN EARLY 4-1 LEAD BEFORE HAVING HER CONFIDENCE WOBBLED BY THE POLISH PRINCESS. SHE SEEMS TO HAVE RECOVERED, BUT WE WILL SEE IF SHE CAN CARRY IT TO THE SECOND SET
I DON'T HAVE EFF YOU MONEY, BUT I DO HAVE EFF MY DAD MONEY
May 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I DON'T HAVE EFF YOU MONEY, BUT I DO HAVE EFF MY DAD MONEY
THEY CHANGED THE NAME TO ROLAND-GARROS SO I'D STOP CALLING IT THE FRENCH BUST IT WIDE OPEN
May 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
THEY CHANGED THE NAME TO ROLAND-GARROS SO I'D STOP CALLING IT THE FRENCH BUST IT WIDE OPEN
ROUND TWO PORTMANTEAUS, RANKED (DESCENDING):
CECKS
THUGGETS
WARLVES
PAVALIERS
CECKS
THUGGETS
WARLVES
PAVALIERS
May 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
ROUND TWO PORTMANTEAUS, RANKED (DESCENDING):
CECKS
THUGGETS
WARLVES
PAVALIERS
CECKS
THUGGETS
WARLVES
PAVALIERS