cousins has a kid before he goes. it’d be nice for him. he’s a very fun grandad and I’m sure he’d love to do it all again with great grandkids

of whom aren’t incurably mentally ill, are engaged/married, have houses of their own, and have actually expressed that they want kids

like I’m the runt of the family
the academically smart one yeah but still the runt,, don’t ask me for that shit man. lowk I still hope one of my

they weren't in my circle so I'm (thankfully) not the most informed but yeah they stole some rando's photos off instagram apparently 💀

I do just be dossing about and scrolling 90% of my time on this app. I should do that less and talk more. always some bullshit in my phone

AHA

“this app is free btw” /neg

petulant little shit in my brain server hopped and then went around casually talking to people I don’t like on purpose just to see if anything interesting happens god I am seriously fkn bored to be doing that

*promptly accidentally charges myself 35 bucks

nobody absolutely nobody irl can pull off the asymmetry of being simultaneously cool and pathetic like me. and that’s why the people love me 😮‍💨🥺

nobody tell them you can just use your phone to take pictures of another screen either,,, people gotta pick their battles better man 🤦‍♀️

tl;dr take your standards of “minimum news consumption required to be a good person” and either show some thought behind those standards (such as sources of news, not being a hypocrite, or thinking why people might not engage with some news) or shove them up your ass

I also think a venn diagram between the people who spout bs about “being informed” and people who say they couldn’t be on upscrolled *purely because* of “gore” on there would be a circle. hardly the gold standard of being informed then. but what do I know. I’m just a thing that dispenses cancer meds