fun fact: a single elephant sperm weighs 15lbs

is this anything: donald j bush

so jared kushner still hasn't figured out peace in the middle east yet, huh?

if an american subscribes to an onlyfans account from another country, is that subject to tariffs? does trump want americans to subscribe to only american porno?

I hate Intuit Turbo Tax and it makes me want to kill myself every year. Should I just take all my 1099s to HR Block next year? Find a CPA? It would be worth paying someone so I don’t feel like I want to die.

doesn't even drive a tesla?? what a weirdo pleb

pornhub has sign in with google now lol

I don’t think I'm ever gonna fly on a plane again?

They can't just rest on their laurels that they invented the perfect vibrators?

this week has been the longest fucking year

bye bye 2024