The Funky Diabetic
@fnmat.bsky.social
• Optimistic Curmudgeon Vulgarian • Dog Lover • A Muppet of a Man • Anti-Anthropocentrism • he/him/they • Feet on the ground, head in the sky •
"FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE"
"FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE"
Just the dumbest motherfucking nazis
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just the dumbest motherfucking nazis
Had to turn this one off while making Thanksgiving dinner as it made me feel like I was the one on coke.
"Lurleen, we're gonna have to cut you off. We're getting some kind of grinding noise on the track"
"Lurleen, we're gonna have to cut you off. We're getting some kind of grinding noise on the track"
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Had to turn this one off while making Thanksgiving dinner as it made me feel like I was the one on coke.
"Lurleen, we're gonna have to cut you off. We're getting some kind of grinding noise on the track"
"Lurleen, we're gonna have to cut you off. We're getting some kind of grinding noise on the track"
Thanksgiving in the city
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Thanksgiving in the city
Thanksgiving Live Album Day continues with this masterpiece
Aretha Franklin & King Curtis At The Fillmore West
Aretha Franklin & King Curtis At The Fillmore West
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Thanksgiving Live Album Day continues with this masterpiece
Aretha Franklin & King Curtis At The Fillmore West
Aretha Franklin & King Curtis At The Fillmore West
May your thanksgiving be everything it should be
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
May your thanksgiving be everything it should be
Prep day soundtrack
(only listening to live albums)
(only listening to live albums)
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Prep day soundtrack
(only listening to live albums)
(only listening to live albums)
Oh nice, Pluto has Martha Stewart holiday cooking show on…
Reads title
THE PERFECT THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREEWAYS?!?
Reads title
THE PERFECT THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREEWAYS?!?
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Oh nice, Pluto has Martha Stewart holiday cooking show on…
Reads title
THE PERFECT THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREEWAYS?!?
Reads title
THE PERFECT THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREEWAYS?!?
Presented my wife with the dinner menu I'll be preparing for us. It'll be a house sitting/working holiday for us. Which means we could easily recreate this classic Batman (89) scene at the homeowner's large family dining room table
Just us and the dogs
Just us and the dogs
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Presented my wife with the dinner menu I'll be preparing for us. It'll be a house sitting/working holiday for us. Which means we could easily recreate this classic Batman (89) scene at the homeowner's large family dining room table
Just us and the dogs
Just us and the dogs
Bloop another turd
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Bloop another turd
A treasure even.
Me, every time there's a new Robyn single
Me, every time there's a new Robyn single
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A treasure even.
Me, every time there's a new Robyn single
Me, every time there's a new Robyn single
age yourself with gaming
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
age yourself with gaming
When you're down to a 31/32 waist and all your pants are 36
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When you're down to a 31/32 waist and all your pants are 36
Saturday hike with Shelby.
Wore our safety orange and completed a nice two mile hike through dense woods and old farmland. Glocester Rhode Island has some beautifully maintained hiking trails on massive land trust properties
Wore our safety orange and completed a nice two mile hike through dense woods and old farmland. Glocester Rhode Island has some beautifully maintained hiking trails on massive land trust properties
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Saturday hike with Shelby.
Wore our safety orange and completed a nice two mile hike through dense woods and old farmland. Glocester Rhode Island has some beautifully maintained hiking trails on massive land trust properties
Wore our safety orange and completed a nice two mile hike through dense woods and old farmland. Glocester Rhode Island has some beautifully maintained hiking trails on massive land trust properties
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The echoes of the past are deafening sometimes
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The echoes of the past are deafening sometimes
Maybe one day Brady’s dog will do something that forcibly vaguely resembles a behavior the original did
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Maybe one day Brady’s dog will do something that forcibly vaguely resembles a behavior the original did
“OMG the nineties!!! OMG best music evah!!!! Best movies! Everything about it!!”
The actual 90s:
The actual 90s:
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“OMG the nineties!!! OMG best music evah!!!! Best movies! Everything about it!!”
The actual 90s:
The actual 90s:
Shitting on 1989's music?
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Shitting on 1989's music?
How have I not seen this incredible movie? Favorite RiffTrax fo’ sho’
October 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How have I not seen this incredible movie? Favorite RiffTrax fo’ sho’
This is extremely funny and ridiculous
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This is extremely funny and ridiculous
TWOOOOO TATTOOS!!??!?!
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
TWOOOOO TATTOOS!!??!?!