Flying Groucho
@flyinggroucho.bsky.social
Chicago | partially responsible for the films Ultimate World, Lucky Doug, Butt Fantasia, etc.
One thing to look forward to is that we will get to see like four or five billionaires die in Titanic submarine style disasters but in the cold void of space
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
One thing to look forward to is that we will get to see like four or five billionaires die in Titanic submarine style disasters but in the cold void of space
Luigi Mangione Charges Dropped, has Signed with CAA and Attached to Untitled Josh Safdie Project
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Luigi Mangione Charges Dropped, has Signed with CAA and Attached to Untitled Josh Safdie Project
Just one more midterms bro. Just one more midterms
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Just one more midterms bro. Just one more midterms
I’m dedicating 2026 to the spoon’s worth of microplastics in my brain
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m dedicating 2026 to the spoon’s worth of microplastics in my brain
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You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad.
James Joyce reading Epstein's emails
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
James Joyce reading Epstein's emails
This one is my favorite
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This one is my favorite
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
Not sending the National Guard to Chicago gave a false sense of "things will be fine actually", but ICE has been everywhere. This entire thread has all happened only over the past 5 hours
outside the detention/“processing” facility in broadview, illinois:
a crowd of protesters, some of whom showed up before 5 am, is heckling ice agents arriving to work.
a few minutes ago, special response team agents came out to push protesters away from the driveway. pepper balls already flying.
a crowd of protesters, some of whom showed up before 5 am, is heckling ice agents arriving to work.
a few minutes ago, special response team agents came out to push protesters away from the driveway. pepper balls already flying.
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Not sending the National Guard to Chicago gave a false sense of "things will be fine actually", but ICE has been everywhere. This entire thread has all happened only over the past 5 hours
Why did my MAGA cousin use an image from… Detour?
September 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why did my MAGA cousin use an image from… Detour?
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how am i supposed to explain transgender to my children- oh hey wait gimme a sec- Grayson, sweetie, already told you, we can't buy the special edition italian brainrot labubus until your father zelles me after converting his dogecoin to fiat currency- sorry, sorry. anyway we should exte
September 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
how am i supposed to explain transgender to my children- oh hey wait gimme a sec- Grayson, sweetie, already told you, we can't buy the special edition italian brainrot labubus until your father zelles me after converting his dogecoin to fiat currency- sorry, sorry. anyway we should exte
This is my favorite part of The Power Broker so far
September 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is my favorite part of The Power Broker so far
Donald Trump has to think about his whole life before he proves he's not dead
September 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Donald Trump has to think about his whole life before he proves he's not dead
After the AI bubble bursts they should convert all the data centers into roller rinks and bowling alleys because those places are great
August 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
After the AI bubble bursts they should convert all the data centers into roller rinks and bowling alleys because those places are great
Stunning mise-en-scène in Naked Gun 2 1/2
August 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Stunning mise-en-scène in Naked Gun 2 1/2
A little bit of crime in a city is good because that's where movie ideas come from
August 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A little bit of crime in a city is good because that's where movie ideas come from
Me walking into the Jubilee room and seeing 20 Ari Aster fans
August 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me walking into the Jubilee room and seeing 20 Ari Aster fans
This is more or less the same thing as Annoying Orange
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is more or less the same thing as Annoying Orange
Sometimes I forget I'm subscribed to a few substacks, so I just get an email with a subject line like, "Noam Chomsky Warned Us About Gooning" and I am like "What in the hell is this"
July 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sometimes I forget I'm subscribed to a few substacks, so I just get an email with a subject line like, "Noam Chomsky Warned Us About Gooning" and I am like "What in the hell is this"
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(Artist’s rendering)
July 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
(Artist’s rendering)
I feel like we're mere days away from a major celebrity debuting a Hitler mustache
July 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I feel like we're mere days away from a major celebrity debuting a Hitler mustache
Just got an ad on facebook that says I should put butter on my ice cream because it contains 80% of the nutrients my colon needs
July 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just got an ad on facebook that says I should put butter on my ice cream because it contains 80% of the nutrients my colon needs
The fact that the cars are facing the same direction makes me feel insane. It's giving me motion sickness
Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.
July 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The fact that the cars are facing the same direction makes me feel insane. It's giving me motion sickness