FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭
@flyandcry.bsky.social
Proudly the Worst Airlines in the World!
Where turbulence is the least of your concerns.
😈✈️🧳
https://flyandcry.com/ - click if you dare
Where turbulence is the least of your concerns.
😈✈️🧳
https://flyandcry.com/ - click if you dare
Pinned
Other airlines lie about comfort.
We don’t.
You’ll suffer, but at least you’ll know it’s official.
✈️ Follow the world’s worst - but most honest airline.
We don’t.
You’ll suffer, but at least you’ll know it’s official.
✈️ Follow the world’s worst - but most honest airline.
At FlyAndCry, we believe every problem deserves at least one paid solution.
Even if the problem never existed.
Even if the problem never existed.
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
At FlyAndCry, we believe every problem deserves at least one paid solution.
Even if the problem never existed.
Even if the problem never existed.
History doesn’t ask which airline you prefer.
Flying is inevitable.
Departure is decided elsewhere.
Flying is inevitable.
Departure is decided elsewhere.
January 4, 2026 at 12:19 PM
History doesn’t ask which airline you prefer.
Flying is inevitable.
Departure is decided elsewhere.
Flying is inevitable.
Departure is decided elsewhere.
Merry Christmas from FlyAndCry Airlines!
Thank you for flying with us this year.
We noticed.
We judged.
We charged you anyway.
Thank you for flying with us this year.
We noticed.
We judged.
We charged you anyway.
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Merry Christmas from FlyAndCry Airlines!
Thank you for flying with us this year.
We noticed.
We judged.
We charged you anyway.
Thank you for flying with us this year.
We noticed.
We judged.
We charged you anyway.
Holiday Travel Tip:
Wrap your luggage like a present.
It won’t be lost - it will be gifted to someone else.
Wrap your luggage like a present.
It won’t be lost - it will be gifted to someone else.
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Holiday Travel Tip:
Wrap your luggage like a present.
It won’t be lost - it will be gifted to someone else.
Wrap your luggage like a present.
It won’t be lost - it will be gifted to someone else.
SoundShare™ Promo
Watch movies without headphones and get a free upgrade: everyone hates you equally.
Surround sound provided by angry sighs and passive-aggressive coughing.
Watch movies without headphones and get a free upgrade: everyone hates you equally.
Surround sound provided by angry sighs and passive-aggressive coughing.
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
SoundShare™ Promo
Watch movies without headphones and get a free upgrade: everyone hates you equally.
Surround sound provided by angry sighs and passive-aggressive coughing.
Watch movies without headphones and get a free upgrade: everyone hates you equally.
Surround sound provided by angry sighs and passive-aggressive coughing.
Due to repeated incidents and an increasing number of familiar lawyers, FlyAndCry Airlines introduced additional cabin crew training.
These reminders exist to reduce fights, limit lawsuits, and keep conversations barely acceptable in court.
These reminders exist to reduce fights, limit lawsuits, and keep conversations barely acceptable in court.
December 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Due to repeated incidents and an increasing number of familiar lawyers, FlyAndCry Airlines introduced additional cabin crew training.
These reminders exist to reduce fights, limit lawsuits, and keep conversations barely acceptable in court.
These reminders exist to reduce fights, limit lawsuits, and keep conversations barely acceptable in court.
New onboard offer: █████████ ██████ Experience™
Includes complimentary ██████, priority access to ████████ █████, and a handwritten apology for ███████████.
Available on all flights except those that ███████████████.
Includes complimentary ██████, priority access to ████████ █████, and a handwritten apology for ███████████.
Available on all flights except those that ███████████████.
December 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
New onboard offer: █████████ ██████ Experience™
Includes complimentary ██████, priority access to ████████ █████, and a handwritten apology for ███████████.
Available on all flights except those that ███████████████.
Includes complimentary ██████, priority access to ████████ █████, and a handwritten apology for ███████████.
Available on all flights except those that ███████████████.
New service launched:
Anonymous Criminal Announcements™
We won’t say who.
We won’t explain why.
We’ll just say it loudly.
Included in every flight.
For tension.
Anonymous Criminal Announcements™
We won’t say who.
We won’t explain why.
We’ll just say it loudly.
Included in every flight.
For tension.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
New service launched:
Anonymous Criminal Announcements™
We won’t say who.
We won’t explain why.
We’ll just say it loudly.
Included in every flight.
For tension.
Anonymous Criminal Announcements™
We won’t say who.
We won’t explain why.
We’ll just say it loudly.
Included in every flight.
For tension.
Important notice!
Passengers who accidentally receive two meal trays must eat both.
Sharing is forbidden.
Regret is included at no extra cost.
Passengers who accidentally receive two meal trays must eat both.
Sharing is forbidden.
Regret is included at no extra cost.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Important notice!
Passengers who accidentally receive two meal trays must eat both.
Sharing is forbidden.
Regret is included at no extra cost.
Passengers who accidentally receive two meal trays must eat both.
Sharing is forbidden.
Regret is included at no extra cost.
Exciting Update:
We've enhanced our entertainment magazines by adding "interactive" elements – random coffee stains that double as Rorschach tests.
Interpret your fears mid-flight for free!
We've enhanced our entertainment magazines by adding "interactive" elements – random coffee stains that double as Rorschach tests.
Interpret your fears mid-flight for free!
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Exciting Update:
We've enhanced our entertainment magazines by adding "interactive" elements – random coffee stains that double as Rorschach tests.
Interpret your fears mid-flight for free!
We've enhanced our entertainment magazines by adding "interactive" elements – random coffee stains that double as Rorschach tests.
Interpret your fears mid-flight for free!
Pro tip: include your seat number in the will.
It’s the most reliable tracking system we have.
It’s the most reliable tracking system we have.
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Pro tip: include your seat number in the will.
It’s the most reliable tracking system we have.
It’s the most reliable tracking system we have.
Discount for Waiving the Life Jacket 🌊
When flying over water, save $30 by signing a waiver to forgo the life jacket. In the event of a crash, we'll save on search and recovery costs for your body. 💸🪦
Eco-friendly and cost-effective — become one with the ocean." 🌍🐟
When flying over water, save $30 by signing a waiver to forgo the life jacket. In the event of a crash, we'll save on search and recovery costs for your body. 💸🪦
Eco-friendly and cost-effective — become one with the ocean." 🌍🐟
a hand is giving a thumbs up in the water
ALT: a hand is giving a thumbs up in the water
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December 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Discount for Waiving the Life Jacket 🌊
When flying over water, save $30 by signing a waiver to forgo the life jacket. In the event of a crash, we'll save on search and recovery costs for your body. 💸🪦
Eco-friendly and cost-effective — become one with the ocean." 🌍🐟
When flying over water, save $30 by signing a waiver to forgo the life jacket. In the event of a crash, we'll save on search and recovery costs for your body. 💸🪦
Eco-friendly and cost-effective — become one with the ocean." 🌍🐟
Follow FlyAndCry.
Our loyalty program is simple:
the more you follow us, the less likely we are to follow you into your nightmares
Our loyalty program is simple:
the more you follow us, the less likely we are to follow you into your nightmares
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Follow FlyAndCry.
Our loyalty program is simple:
the more you follow us, the less likely we are to follow you into your nightmares
Our loyalty program is simple:
the more you follow us, the less likely we are to follow you into your nightmares
Due to frequent malfunctions of the onboard entertainment system, we’re introducing a new paid option:
📱 “Look at your neighbor’s phone™”
No screens. No movies.
Just raw access to someone else's private life.
💶 €6 for screen access
🎤 €9 with commentary from the flight attendant
📱 “Look at your neighbor’s phone™”
No screens. No movies.
Just raw access to someone else's private life.
💶 €6 for screen access
🎤 €9 with commentary from the flight attendant
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Due to frequent malfunctions of the onboard entertainment system, we’re introducing a new paid option:
📱 “Look at your neighbor’s phone™”
No screens. No movies.
Just raw access to someone else's private life.
💶 €6 for screen access
🎤 €9 with commentary from the flight attendant
📱 “Look at your neighbor’s phone™”
No screens. No movies.
Just raw access to someone else's private life.
💶 €6 for screen access
🎤 €9 with commentary from the flight attendant
FlyAndCry Airlines.
Now with complimentary hair loss.
No refunds.
Now with complimentary hair loss.
No refunds.
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
FlyAndCry Airlines.
Now with complimentary hair loss.
No refunds.
Now with complimentary hair loss.
No refunds.
Our pilots still dream. Mostly of quitting
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Our pilots still dream. Mostly of quitting
Meet Lisa-Marie McLaughlin - the woman who stood atop the tallest building in the world, Burj Khalifa (828m), in yet another Emirates strike in our ongoing airline war.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Meet Lisa-Marie McLaughlin - the woman who stood atop the tallest building in the world, Burj Khalifa (828m), in yet another Emirates strike in our ongoing airline war.
🛩️ FlyAndCry Airlines presents: PremiumLap™
A seat? No. The pilot’s lap. For extroverts only.
👁️ Full view of the cockpit and his breakdown
🗣️ Heart-to-hearts at 30,000 ft
🎮 Every turn? Your call
💸 Just €499 + a psych eval
🔥 You can’t get closer to disaster.
A seat? No. The pilot’s lap. For extroverts only.
👁️ Full view of the cockpit and his breakdown
🗣️ Heart-to-hearts at 30,000 ft
🎮 Every turn? Your call
💸 Just €499 + a psych eval
🔥 You can’t get closer to disaster.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
🛩️ FlyAndCry Airlines presents: PremiumLap™
A seat? No. The pilot’s lap. For extroverts only.
👁️ Full view of the cockpit and his breakdown
🗣️ Heart-to-hearts at 30,000 ft
🎮 Every turn? Your call
💸 Just €499 + a psych eval
🔥 You can’t get closer to disaster.
A seat? No. The pilot’s lap. For extroverts only.
👁️ Full view of the cockpit and his breakdown
🗣️ Heart-to-hearts at 30,000 ft
🎮 Every turn? Your call
💸 Just €499 + a psych eval
🔥 You can’t get closer to disaster.
🌍 Carbon neutral?
We offset emissions by making you hold your breath.
Free lung workout! 💨
We offset emissions by making you hold your breath.
Free lung workout! 💨
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
🌍 Carbon neutral?
We offset emissions by making you hold your breath.
Free lung workout! 💨
We offset emissions by making you hold your breath.
Free lung workout! 💨
When even planes can't afford bottled water anymore
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When even planes can't afford bottled water anymore
Our pilots wear this on casual Fridays
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Our pilots wear this on casual Fridays
In-Flight Therapy Punching Bag!
We hang a rubber pilot dummy in the back galley. Punch all you want.
$19.99 per round or unlimited access for $49.99
For $500, you can beat the crap out of a real pilot!
For $700, we’ll even close the curtain
We hang a rubber pilot dummy in the back galley. Punch all you want.
$19.99 per round or unlimited access for $49.99
For $500, you can beat the crap out of a real pilot!
For $700, we’ll even close the curtain
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
In-Flight Therapy Punching Bag!
We hang a rubber pilot dummy in the back galley. Punch all you want.
$19.99 per round or unlimited access for $49.99
For $500, you can beat the crap out of a real pilot!
For $700, we’ll even close the curtain
We hang a rubber pilot dummy in the back galley. Punch all you want.
$19.99 per round or unlimited access for $49.99
For $500, you can beat the crap out of a real pilot!
For $700, we’ll even close the curtain
You know how people who win $1M in the lottery start acting like total assholes because they don’t care about their job anymore?
Our staff are like that too - just without winning anything.
Our staff are like that too - just without winning anything.
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You know how people who win $1M in the lottery start acting like total assholes because they don’t care about their job anymore?
Our staff are like that too - just without winning anything.
Our staff are like that too - just without winning anything.
In case of cabin depressurization, these loops will drop down.
Please place it around your neck and tighten securely.
Thank you for flying with us! ✈️🧡
Please place it around your neck and tighten securely.
Thank you for flying with us! ✈️🧡
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
In case of cabin depressurization, these loops will drop down.
Please place it around your neck and tighten securely.
Thank you for flying with us! ✈️🧡
Please place it around your neck and tighten securely.
Thank you for flying with us! ✈️🧡
We hate flying.
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
But here we are - because bills don’t pay themselves
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
But here we are - because bills don’t pay themselves
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We hate flying.
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
But here we are - because bills don’t pay themselves
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
But here we are - because bills don’t pay themselves