Adversa Pardus
@flumpofthenight.bsky.social
I am the thing that goes *FLUMP* in the night!! AD of a certain sneppid. MtF, broken goods, TF victim, 32 going 64. Queen of plushies. A digito cogniscitur leo; invictus maneo.
Does he not behave even for you?
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Does he not behave even for you?
Was he well behaved?
December 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Was he well behaved?
It can be hard work forming bonds and relationships with folks for sure. But gotta keep trying, sometimes things just suddenly click into place.
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It can be hard work forming bonds and relationships with folks for sure. But gotta keep trying, sometimes things just suddenly click into place.
What are you holding back from folks zang friend?
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What are you holding back from folks zang friend?
Can you not just pick her up and plop her on top of you? Are you not comfy enough?
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Can you not just pick her up and plop her on top of you? Are you not comfy enough?
Theres a saying for this in German. Morgen ist auch noch ein tag; Tomorrow is another day.
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Theres a saying for this in German. Morgen ist auch noch ein tag; Tomorrow is another day.
Oh gosh heccy they look so snuggly
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh gosh heccy they look so snuggly
By tutatis that is unreasonable! I'm thankful that the UK doesn't Christmas quite as hard as the states.
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
By tutatis that is unreasonable! I'm thankful that the UK doesn't Christmas quite as hard as the states.
Make sure you wrap up warm, and feed him lots of people!
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Make sure you wrap up warm, and feed him lots of people!
I'm sure krampus would be able to lure you out of your lair.
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm sure krampus would be able to lure you out of your lair.
And kitty is just a pre warmed plushie now.
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And kitty is just a pre warmed plushie now.
Have you krampus'd today? Was he a good boy?
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Have you krampus'd today? Was he a good boy?
Whats his favourite recipe?
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Whats his favourite recipe?
Gotta get you a headset or something! I can't go anywhere with in-store radio from November to January without mine. Or generally anywhere else because people stress me out -.-
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Gotta get you a headset or something! I can't go anywhere with in-store radio from November to January without mine. Or generally anywhere else because people stress me out -.-
How many servings per person?
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
How many servings per person?
What the actual fuck.
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What the actual fuck.
Whats he done now?
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Whats he done now?
Yes collar! Always collar!
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yes collar! Always collar!
The handsome boy <3
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The handsome boy <3
Where else would you tour?
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Where else would you tour?