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@flowergothic.bsky.social
Your goth mother. Native Houstonian. 25. ENTP. Any pronouns OK. Follows/Reposts≠Endorsements.
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Rechtszaken binnen de familie Piquet werpen schaduw over Max Verstappen
Een analyse van Braziliaanse rechtbankdossiers door
www.f1maximaal.nl
I’m still a little in disbelief, but it’s real 🫣:
F1 Maximaal has published the verified Brazilian court filings story.
Public records. No spin.
www.f1maximaal.nl/algemeen/rec...
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #Motorsport #MediaTransparency #Flowergothic #F1Maximaal
F1 Maximaal has published the verified Brazilian court filings story.
Public records. No spin.
www.f1maximaal.nl/algemeen/rec...
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #Motorsport #MediaTransparency #Flowergothic #F1Maximaal
Celebrating Christmas like it’s 2006 🎄🎅
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone 😆
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone 😆
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Celebrating Christmas like it’s 2006 🎄🎅
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone 😆
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone 😆
PSA: do NOT harass your local CBS station over this!!!
They have no control over CBS national’s editorial decisions. In fact, most of them are not even owned by CBS (they just have the license to broadcast CBS programming and promote it accordingly locally).
They have no control over CBS national’s editorial decisions. In fact, most of them are not even owned by CBS (they just have the license to broadcast CBS programming and promote it accordingly locally).
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
PSA: do NOT harass your local CBS station over this!!!
They have no control over CBS national’s editorial decisions. In fact, most of them are not even owned by CBS (they just have the license to broadcast CBS programming and promote it accordingly locally).
They have no control over CBS national’s editorial decisions. In fact, most of them are not even owned by CBS (they just have the license to broadcast CBS programming and promote it accordingly locally).
First post-F1 season substack out now
I watched the Formula E opener and was pleasantly surprised
#formulaE #flowergothic
I watched the Formula E opener and was pleasantly surprised
#formulaE #flowergothic
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
First post-F1 season substack out now
I watched the Formula E opener and was pleasantly surprised
#formulaE #flowergothic
I watched the Formula E opener and was pleasantly surprised
#formulaE #flowergothic
I now have evidence that the Piquet family is in extensive debt and might be using the court system to avoid paying it off.
A 🧵
A 🧵
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I now have evidence that the Piquet family is in extensive debt and might be using the court system to avoid paying it off.
A 🧵
A 🧵
This has the same vibe as those smiling friends dolly dimply edits
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This has the same vibe as those smiling friends dolly dimply edits
Lazy thoughts on the Qatar Grand Prix available now
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Lazy thoughts on the Qatar Grand Prix available now
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
Lazy Thoughts on the Qatar GP Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
Links below ⬇️
#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
Links below ⬇️
#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Lazy Thoughts on the Qatar GP Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
Links below ⬇️
#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
Links below ⬇️
#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
It's anyone's game as a disqualification makes Max closer to a 5th WDC, and McLaren faces a points-less weekend.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
Links below. 🔽
#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
Links below. 🔽
#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's anyone's game as a disqualification makes Max closer to a 5th WDC, and McLaren faces a points-less weekend.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
Links below. 🔽
#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
Links below. 🔽
#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
In Defense of F1 Academy, because one formation-lap mistake is not proof women “can’t race” while F2 can run a full demolition derby.
Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic
Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In Defense of F1 Academy, because one formation-lap mistake is not proof women “can’t race” while F2 can run a full demolition derby.
Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic
Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic
My external hard drive died without warning and took three years of my work hostage.
So, I wrote about it.
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic
So, I wrote about it.
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My external hard drive died without warning and took three years of my work hostage.
So, I wrote about it.
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic
So, I wrote about it.
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic
For the international audience asking for real facts, here’s a translation of the F1Maximaal report.
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
For the international audience asking for real facts, here’s a translation of the F1Maximaal report.
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
🖤 NEW: Lazy Thoughts on the São Paulo Grand Prix.
Max = defiance incarnate.
Lando = machine precision.
Kimi = the future arriving early.
Links below ↓
Max = defiance incarnate.
Lando = machine precision.
Kimi = the future arriving early.
Links below ↓
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🖤 NEW: Lazy Thoughts on the São Paulo Grand Prix.
Max = defiance incarnate.
Lando = machine precision.
Kimi = the future arriving early.
Links below ↓
Max = defiance incarnate.
Lando = machine precision.
Kimi = the future arriving early.
Links below ↓
Sorry I’m late, but the São Paulo GP Sprint deserved a proper post-mortem.
Piastri crashed, Norris cruised, and Antonelli arrived.
My Lazy Thoughts are finally live. 🏁
⬇️ Links below
Piastri crashed, Norris cruised, and Antonelli arrived.
My Lazy Thoughts are finally live. 🏁
⬇️ Links below
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sorry I’m late, but the São Paulo GP Sprint deserved a proper post-mortem.
Piastri crashed, Norris cruised, and Antonelli arrived.
My Lazy Thoughts are finally live. 🏁
⬇️ Links below
Piastri crashed, Norris cruised, and Antonelli arrived.
My Lazy Thoughts are finally live. 🏁
⬇️ Links below
I’m still a little in disbelief, but it’s real 🫣:
F1 Maximaal has published the verified Brazilian court filings story.
Public records. No spin.
www.f1maximaal.nl/algemeen/rec...
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #Motorsport #MediaTransparency #Flowergothic #F1Maximaal
F1 Maximaal has published the verified Brazilian court filings story.
Public records. No spin.
www.f1maximaal.nl/algemeen/rec...
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #Motorsport #MediaTransparency #Flowergothic #F1Maximaal
Rechtszaken binnen de familie Piquet werpen schaduw over Max Verstappen
Een analyse van Braziliaanse rechtbankdossiers door
www.f1maximaal.nl
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m still a little in disbelief, but it’s real 🫣:
F1 Maximaal has published the verified Brazilian court filings story.
Public records. No spin.
www.f1maximaal.nl/algemeen/rec...
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #Motorsport #MediaTransparency #Flowergothic #F1Maximaal
F1 Maximaal has published the verified Brazilian court filings story.
Public records. No spin.
www.f1maximaal.nl/algemeen/rec...
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #Motorsport #MediaTransparency #Flowergothic #F1Maximaal
holy shit what??? i’m a source now???? 🤯🤯🤯
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
holy shit what??? i’m a source now???? 🤯🤯🤯
My expectations for human!Alastor were low but holy shit
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
My expectations for human!Alastor were low but holy shit
Sooooooo remember that time Kelly sued her former place of employment and claimed some frivolous shit? 😬
#kellypiquet
#kellypiquet
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sooooooo remember that time Kelly sued her former place of employment and claimed some frivolous shit? 😬
#kellypiquet
#kellypiquet
Very special stream coming Saturday
Can't reveal what it is until the day of, but l'm gonna do it on the main channel and not on FGLIVE
That's how special it is😉
Stay tuned🥰
Can't reveal what it is until the day of, but l'm gonna do it on the main channel and not on FGLIVE
That's how special it is😉
Stay tuned🥰
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October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Very special stream coming Saturday
Can't reveal what it is until the day of, but l'm gonna do it on the main channel and not on FGLIVE
That's how special it is😉
Stay tuned🥰
Can't reveal what it is until the day of, but l'm gonna do it on the main channel and not on FGLIVE
That's how special it is😉
Stay tuned🥰
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ew jay Leno is here 🤮#flowergothic #f1 #usgrandprix
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ew jay Leno is here 🤮#flowergothic #f1 #usgrandprix
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ian Watkins is dead.
I made a video about the infamous singer's horrid crimes over five years ago.
I don't consider it my best work by any means, but I do consider it the start of "modern" Flowergothic content.
So give it a watch if you like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1-...
I made a video about the infamous singer's horrid crimes over five years ago.
I don't consider it my best work by any means, but I do consider it the start of "modern" Flowergothic content.
So give it a watch if you like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1-...
Ian Watkins, the man worse than Austin Jones | Flowergothic
YouTube video by Flowergothic
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October 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ian Watkins is dead.
I made a video about the infamous singer's horrid crimes over five years ago.
I don't consider it my best work by any means, but I do consider it the start of "modern" Flowergothic content.
So give it a watch if you like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1-...
I made a video about the infamous singer's horrid crimes over five years ago.
I don't consider it my best work by any means, but I do consider it the start of "modern" Flowergothic content.
So give it a watch if you like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1-...
something a little different today.
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
Link below ⬇️
#flowergothic
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
Link below ⬇️
#flowergothic
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
something a little different today.
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
Link below ⬇️
#flowergothic
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
Link below ⬇️
#flowergothic
McLaren’s Constructors’ title? Secured. Optics? Messy. Oscar? Nowhere to be seen at the celebration.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️
#SingaporeGP2025 #McLaren
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️
#SingaporeGP2025 #McLaren
October 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
McLaren’s Constructors’ title? Secured. Optics? Messy. Oscar? Nowhere to be seen at the celebration.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️
#SingaporeGP2025 #McLaren
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️
#SingaporeGP2025 #McLaren