Melania Trump Parody
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Buddy all I got to say is good I need me some popcorn and watch movies lol
yo, upcoming Actor's Award and Oscar winners...
...your music industry peers are teaching you a lesson or two tonight about speaking out for whats right
...your music industry peers are teaching you a lesson or two tonight about speaking out for whats right
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Buddy all I got to say is good I need me some popcorn and watch movies lol
Prayers is all we can do right now
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Prayers is all we can do right now
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Kid Rock again? INCREDIBLE. Turning Point ALWAYS lands this same washed-up bar band mascot. And now poor TRAITOR Trump can’t even get him for the Trump-Kennedy Center. But this isn’t a halftime show, it’s a custody-weekend open mic. No hits, no culture—just whining in a cowboy hat. TOTAL JOKE.
It's completely and totally PATHETIC, it is, that the talentless, low intelligence Kid Rock remains the only individual that Turning Point and other Trump Crime Family associates can get to perform. Frankly, nobody would know who he is at all, if it weren't for Dum-Don whipping him out so much!
They heard Bad Bunny and booked Kid Rock like it was a hostage negotiation. Call it the “All-American Halftime Show” and it’s just divorced-dad karaoke and three people nobody can pick out of a lineup. That’s not culture, folks — that’s a grievance playlist. Sad, predictable, deeply unserious.
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Kid Rock again? INCREDIBLE. Turning Point ALWAYS lands this same washed-up bar band mascot. And now poor TRAITOR Trump can’t even get him for the Trump-Kennedy Center. But this isn’t a halftime show, it’s a custody-weekend open mic. No hits, no culture—just whining in a cowboy hat. TOTAL JOKE.
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Folks, I disagree with Thomas Massie on plenty. But here’s what I respect: he doesn’t vote out of fear. He doesn’t treat loyalty to ONE MAN as a governing principle. Attacking his marriage and smearing him as “disloyal” only exposes how small and insecure Trump really is—just like his hands. SAD!
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Folks, I disagree with Thomas Massie on plenty. But here’s what I respect: he doesn’t vote out of fear. He doesn’t treat loyalty to ONE MAN as a governing principle. Attacking his marriage and smearing him as “disloyal” only exposes how small and insecure Trump really is—just like his hands. SAD!
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TEXANS DIED—families lost EVERYTHING—and when they ask why there was NO WARNING, Trump calls them EVIL?? NO. What’s evil is letting people drown while you hold a RALLY and pose for PHOTOS. MONSTROUS!
July 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
TEXANS DIED—families lost EVERYTHING—and when they ask why there was NO WARNING, Trump calls them EVIL?? NO. What’s evil is letting people drown while you hold a RALLY and pose for PHOTOS. MONSTROUS!
So sorry to hear about the flood y'all you're in my prayers
July 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So sorry to hear about the flood y'all you're in my prayers
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Noooo me and Elon are not friends anymore
July 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Noooo me and Elon are not friends anymore
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“And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
Grab 'em by the pussy.
You can do anything.”
First quote from our fantastic leader! Many more to come folks!
#trump #usa #republican #maga4ever
Grab 'em by the pussy.
You can do anything.”
First quote from our fantastic leader! Many more to come folks!
#trump #usa #republican #maga4ever
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
Grab 'em by the pussy.
You can do anything.”
First quote from our fantastic leader! Many more to come folks!
#trump #usa #republican #maga4ever
Grab 'em by the pussy.
You can do anything.”
First quote from our fantastic leader! Many more to come folks!
#trump #usa #republican #maga4ever
Me and Donald j trump will make America great again
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Me and Donald j trump will make America great again
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SO PRESIDENTIAL! Trump whining about a prayer service like it’s a bad Yelp review. “Very boring, not compelling, one star!” Maybe if the Bishop had thrown in some golden escalators and cheap steaks, he’d pay attention. Sorry, Donnie, but church isn’t a Trump rally—no one’s there to stroke your ego!
January 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
SO PRESIDENTIAL! Trump whining about a prayer service like it’s a bad Yelp review. “Very boring, not compelling, one star!” Maybe if the Bishop had thrown in some golden escalators and cheap steaks, he’d pay attention. Sorry, Donnie, but church isn’t a Trump rally—no one’s there to stroke your ego!
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Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!
Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!
I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!
I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!
Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!
I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!
I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
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NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING!
BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
January 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING!
BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Twitter is not my fav blah
January 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Twitter is not my fav blah