Florian Beer
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Florian Beer
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Laravel Cloud Infrastructure Engineer @laravel.com
I had a great time at API Platform Conference. It was an honor to speak there and to connect with so many inspiring people.
September 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Food analogies seem to work great (your's definitely did).

This is how I tried to explain Kubernetes at our first company offsite last year:
August 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ja, eh ähnlich oder?
July 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
July 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Somehow reminds me of Helnwein‘s Sleep triptych I saw in Vienna‘s Albertina museum.

helnwein-artstore.com/collections/...
June 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Half a million deployments in less than 3 months on our platform 🤯

cloud.laravel.com
May 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Existential scheduling
April 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Acceptance is a dashboard
April 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You are your RBAC
April 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reality is just layers of YAML
April 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Beneath the crash, a truth
April 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Cluster nihilism™
April 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Referencing xkcd.com/327/
April 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Thanks for starting a trend in our company chat @nunomaduro.com
March 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Mandatory XKCD reference
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Had fun and learned a few things at the Platform Engineering Vienna Meetup this evening.
Thanks to @dynatrace.com for hosting again.
December 3, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I concur! Mine don’t feel like red flags as well.
December 1, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Yes! Very convenient to just hot-corner to the lower left and reveal this set of widgets. Work machine has a different set of HomeKit scenes.
December 1, 2024 at 11:06 AM
My timeline seems to agree
November 18, 2024 at 12:04 PM