FloralQueenie 🌼
@floralqueen.bsky.social
Online nerd doing her best. She/They
Unfortunately highguard is the least funny outcome possible: it's mid
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Unfortunately highguard is the least funny outcome possible: it's mid
Many such cases
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Many such cases
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found out the skirt on my miku plush is removable
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 AM
found out the skirt on my miku plush is removable
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going to my dentist and asking if they can give me vampire fangs
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
going to my dentist and asking if they can give me vampire fangs
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Tomorrow we get to learn what highguard actually is. I'm so excited I've never been this confused about a game before
January 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Tomorrow we get to learn what highguard actually is. I'm so excited I've never been this confused about a game before
Viper is kinda low tier but she's too fun and that's what matters in the end
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Viper is kinda low tier but she's too fun and that's what matters in the end
anyone wanna have a gay relationship clearly intended by the writers but management said no so it'll only be in extremely obvious subtext
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
anyone wanna have a gay relationship clearly intended by the writers but management said no so it'll only be in extremely obvious subtext
if only mario had a different voice in these movies i might go watch this one in theaters. alas
January 25, 2026 at 2:54 PM
if only mario had a different voice in these movies i might go watch this one in theaters. alas
melee psyker might be peak darktide tbh
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
melee psyker might be peak darktide tbh
I get so many compliments about my hair even though I do absolutely no work on it besides basic combing and washing, and I always feel sheepish telling people I don't really do anything lol
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I get so many compliments about my hair even though I do absolutely no work on it besides basic combing and washing, and I always feel sheepish telling people I don't really do anything lol
i can make any 2 fictional women kiss in my brain. my power is immense
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
i can make any 2 fictional women kiss in my brain. my power is immense
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Hello queer people in my phone
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Hello queer people in my phone
Purple is simply the best colour
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Purple is simply the best colour
Wait I'm sorry it's apparently news that jonathan blow sucks? I thought we all knew this. He's been a punchline between me and my friends for years
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Wait I'm sorry it's apparently news that jonathan blow sucks? I thought we all knew this. He's been a punchline between me and my friends for years
Williams are so fucked lmao. Jesus christ can this team ever get it together long term
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Williams are so fucked lmao. Jesus christ can this team ever get it together long term
I get enough sleep basically every night so I'm not sure why I have chronic eye bags
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I get enough sleep basically every night so I'm not sure why I have chronic eye bags
I kind of hope highguard comes out and it's some genre defining amazing game. We'd get a good game and it'd also be really funny
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I kind of hope highguard comes out and it's some genre defining amazing game. We'd get a good game and it'd also be really funny
you ever feel very very tired
January 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
you ever feel very very tired
Ok FINE VALVE I'll play your moba again jeez
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Ok FINE VALVE I'll play your moba again jeez
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November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cannot stress enough how a company screwing up payment tokens for a payment processor means you should never touch them again. Don't trust them, never ever trust them. Delete all your financial data and run screaming
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Cannot stress enough how a company screwing up payment tokens for a payment processor means you should never touch them again. Don't trust them, never ever trust them. Delete all your financial data and run screaming