Screaming makes your ship move faster, so long as your captain is Eddie Redmayne

Violence only has a place in the periphery where I drone-striked thousands of people at weddings, hospitals, and in their own homes, and even an American citizen - Obama

When people look down on you for the theory you read what that really means is that your favourite theory is super based

Music theory is evil, created by a bunch of German men, unlike the theory I enjoy, written by a bunch of saucy Frenchmen