HELPER

damn. the fat albert vore necklace is really a buried lede in there

it IS i cant even talk about half of it but i can tell you that john mulaney bit about a horse loose in a hospital? basically reality

they what???

not even half of the wierdness of that day

i told him i'd make him anothero ne

i had to drag her to the hospital but not after she finished cutting her knuckle flap off with scissors because she was adrenaline insane. her knuckle was in the conference room trash can for the rest of the week. so no im not making holiday decor just my little paper chain.

he and carolyn are taking measurements for the enormous gingerbread house they are going to build in the hallway. they are insistent that I participate but I have told them no bc I still have trauma from last year when my boss sliced her knuckle off cutting styrofoam snow with a bread knife

LOVE THIS what a fun idea

pretty!

hell yeah!

I would love to head your way before too long. Now that I’m emerging from infant hell, i want to live life and see friends and stuff. and its not a big deal to leave her with her dad for a bit, at least less so as time goes by!

if we go together that would be the most fun!!!

solidarity 💪

your mother in law has claimed that time for a precious tradition holiday clodhopper jello party with her sisters aunt diane and janice. if you skip you will be excommunicated. maybe you can have friends next year or should join a nearby knitting circle…

Yay! That’s so fun!

Sending soup and blankys to you 💚

fwiw i greatly admire your ability to always tackle different formats, methods, skills, projects, etc.

ngl i just put her in sweatpants and a tshirt everyday and thats all i was planning…. either the dinosaur pants or the floral ones for a holiday.