In related news, I picked up an extremely rare Thor plushie that was only available as a Toreba claw machine prize for like $20. Not too shabby.

I consulted my second most trusted adversary. He said. Do not. Swag is forever. You will find another Thor to ogle when you actually have money to spare. Pop off king. You were so real for that.

Best part? I didn't pay over $30 for any of it. Compared to walking in a modern Hot Topic and looking for something cool? That's a fucking steal. Bless u funny depop sellers.