Flood Czar
@floodczar.bsky.social
Mayor of Arlington, VA. Old liberal redneck. Pastafarian. Stoner. Professional alligator hunter. Ufologist.
Formerly The Pig on X
Don't buy bud from Wilson B. He's a conman who sells beat weed.
Fuck Trump!
Formerly The Pig on X
Don't buy bud from Wilson B. He's a conman who sells beat weed.
Fuck Trump!
Is this true? If so, not a good look for y'all.
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Is this true? If so, not a good look for y'all.
Damn. Not a good look for the NYTimes.
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Damn. Not a good look for the NYTimes.
I'll be surprised if anything is released tomorrow.
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'll be surprised if anything is released tomorrow.
As of today, Toby has been here for 3 months. I took him with me to HT for 5 Powerball tickets. It's up to 1.2 fucking billion dollars. I'm fairly certain that I have the winning numbers. If I were to win, Toby and I are headed to Georgian Bay in Canada. Fuck this maga shithole.
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
As of today, Toby has been here for 3 months. I took him with me to HT for 5 Powerball tickets. It's up to 1.2 fucking billion dollars. I'm fairly certain that I have the winning numbers. If I were to win, Toby and I are headed to Georgian Bay in Canada. Fuck this maga shithole.
I've been mostly lucky. Made several friends on Myspace/FB, playing Mafia Wars. Have also met in person like a dozen people from the interweb. All of those went well except for some dude who lives around here and sold me some bunk weed. I was warned he was mentally unstable and didn't listen.
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I've been mostly lucky. Made several friends on Myspace/FB, playing Mafia Wars. Have also met in person like a dozen people from the interweb. All of those went well except for some dude who lives around here and sold me some bunk weed. I was warned he was mentally unstable and didn't listen.
Flood Czar is the field general of Arlington/Falls Church and Alexandria for the Turtle Island Liberation Front. (TILF)
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Flood Czar is the field general of Arlington/Falls Church and Alexandria for the Turtle Island Liberation Front. (TILF)
Has anyone ever called Truth Social, Trough Social or did I just come up with that?
FYI- As dead as Bluesky is. BlueSky has way more users than Trough Social.
FYI- As dead as Bluesky is. BlueSky has way more users than Trough Social.
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Has anyone ever called Truth Social, Trough Social or did I just come up with that?
FYI- As dead as Bluesky is. BlueSky has way more users than Trough Social.
FYI- As dead as Bluesky is. BlueSky has way more users than Trough Social.
How has W never spoke out against Donnie 2 Dolls? What a spineless POS.
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How has W never spoke out against Donnie 2 Dolls? What a spineless POS.
I've tried cinnamon rolls from a biscuit tube a few times. They're bad, to me. First time trying these. They're fucking great. Ate two and thought about eating the other two.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I've tried cinnamon rolls from a biscuit tube a few times. They're bad, to me. First time trying these. They're fucking great. Ate two and thought about eating the other two.
The Mayor hereby, forwith and to & fro. Has officially put Arlington Public Schools on a 2 hour delay for tomorrow morning. Thus giving a cushion for sidewalks and thoroughfares to be deiced. The children must be protected. They're our future. It takes a village.
Anyway, a Yule meme.
Anyway, a Yule meme.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Mayor hereby, forwith and to & fro. Has officially put Arlington Public Schools on a 2 hour delay for tomorrow morning. Thus giving a cushion for sidewalks and thoroughfares to be deiced. The children must be protected. They're our future. It takes a village.
Anyway, a Yule meme.
Anyway, a Yule meme.
Toby, in the Yule spirit. Late last night as I was headed to my bedroom to tend to my even affairs.
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Toby, in the Yule spirit. Late last night as I was headed to my bedroom to tend to my even affairs.
Toby dog, my little pal. He'll be staying with The Mayor until further notice. Might make him Vice-Mayor.
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Toby dog, my little pal. He'll be staying with The Mayor until further notice. Might make him Vice-Mayor.
The Mayor is predicting 6 inches here in Arlington.
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Mayor is predicting 6 inches here in Arlington.
Brown shooting.
'Merica!!!
'Merica!!!
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Brown shooting.
'Merica!!!
'Merica!!!
Guillotine time yet?
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guillotine time yet?
Probably won't be able to see this here in Arlington.
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Probably won't be able to see this here in Arlington.
UGH.
Anyway, a cat meme for you. Now I'm off to start watching Survivor.
Anyway, a cat meme for you. Now I'm off to start watching Survivor.
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
UGH.
Anyway, a cat meme for you. Now I'm off to start watching Survivor.
Anyway, a cat meme for you. Now I'm off to start watching Survivor.