Blink Twice! It’s a psychological thriller staring Channing Tatum (definitely not kid friendly lol) but soooo good

You probably already know this but you are GORGEOUS and Michael has a small wiener

What the actual fuck?? The audacity is insane

My plan is to make friends with whomever it is, we’ll be besties in a month

The pull string on my lamp started swinging violently out of NOWHERE. Then I shut the door to my spare bedroom and said if someone’s here, open the door… the door opened by itself at 5 am 🙃

I have a sudoku app but I recently bought an actual book to do them by hand. Best decision I’ve made!

What did Mark Twain say? 'It's easier to fool them than convince them they've been fooled.'