── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
@fleetedtrickery.bsky.social
𝗖𝗔𝗧 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝑴𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 ── .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
Reposted by ── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠWhat is it with the “ 𝐊𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐠'𝐬
𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬
𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 ” .ᐣ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 .ᐣ.ᐟ We've been here
for 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 of years,
ᅠWhat is it with the “ 𝐊𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐠'𝐬
𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬
𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 ” .ᐣ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 .ᐣ.ᐟ We've been here
for 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 of years,
June 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠWhat is it with the “ 𝐊𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐠'𝐬
𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬
𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 ” .ᐣ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 .ᐣ.ᐟ We've been here
for 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 of years,
ᅠWhat is it with the “ 𝐊𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐠'𝐬
𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬
𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 ” .ᐣ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 .ᐣ.ᐟ We've been here
for 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 of years,
Reposted by ── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓦𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝗞𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗨 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗦,
ᅠ𝓦𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝗞𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗨 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗦,
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓦𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝗞𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗨 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗦,
ᅠ𝓦𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝗞𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗨 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗦,
Reposted by ── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠᅠ𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑺 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐓
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....
ᅠᅠ𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑺 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐓
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....
June 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠᅠ𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑺 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐓
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....
ᅠᅠ𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑺 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐓
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....
Reposted by ── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
October 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
[ 🐢 ]
such an adorable little guy, aw ...
such an adorable little guy, aw ...
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
[ 🐢 ]
such an adorable little guy, aw ...
such an adorable little guy, aw ...
[ 🐢 ]
“ oh, yeah . i have half animal coworkers too ─ one's a warthog, one's a rhino . they're total dummies . also don't know anything about hygiene, the nasties . ”
“ TOTALLY . pretty entertaining . except for the whole,
( + )
“ oh, yeah . i have half animal coworkers too ─ one's a warthog, one's a rhino . they're total dummies . also don't know anything about hygiene, the nasties . ”
“ TOTALLY . pretty entertaining . except for the whole,
( + )
“Now, four turtles with pizza is definitely a new one. Not the craziest thing, though. One of my coworkers is half bat!”
A small chuckle.
“Definitely more interesting than just, saving cats and helping karens. Am I allowed to ask if it’s good? For a friend, of course.”
A small chuckle.
“Definitely more interesting than just, saving cats and helping karens. Am I allowed to ask if it’s good? For a friend, of course.”
[ 🐢 ]
“ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ”
cue a nod .
“ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ”
( + )
“ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ”
cue a nod .
“ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ”
( + )
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
[ 🐢 ]
“ oh, yeah . i have half animal coworkers too ─ one's a warthog, one's a rhino . they're total dummies . also don't know anything about hygiene, the nasties . ”
“ TOTALLY . pretty entertaining . except for the whole,
( + )
“ oh, yeah . i have half animal coworkers too ─ one's a warthog, one's a rhino . they're total dummies . also don't know anything about hygiene, the nasties . ”
“ TOTALLY . pretty entertaining . except for the whole,
( + )
[ 🐢 ]
“ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ”
cue a nod .
“ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ”
( + )
“ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ”
cue a nod .
“ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ”
( + )
"You're tellin' me. How am I not supposed to beat up thugs and, what is there, breakin' up bar fights? Without a bit of flare? When the big threats come around, what do you mean I'm not allowed to give it my all?"
Another huff.
"I mean, there's always somethin' new in this world, isn' there? -
Another huff.
"I mean, there's always somethin' new in this world, isn' there? -
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“ booo, boring . ”
“ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan .
i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”
“ booo, boring . ”
“ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan .
i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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“ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ”
cue a nod .
“ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ”
( + )
“ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ”
cue a nod .
“ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ”
( + )
[ 🐢 ]
“ booo, boring . ”
“ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan .
i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”
“ booo, boring . ”
“ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan .
i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”
“Eh, not really. They don’t seem to like it when people get in the blast radius.”
A small sigh.
“What about you though? I don’t give information for free.”
A small sigh.
“What about you though? I don’t give information for free.”
[ 🐢 ]
“ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ”
“ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”
“ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ”
“ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
[ 🐢 ]
“ booo, boring . ”
“ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan .
i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”
“ booo, boring . ”
“ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan .
i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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“ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ”
“ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”
“ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ”
“ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”
“Heh, is it really that obvious?”
“Explosions are my main thing, yeah. I used to sell those and weapons too before I got busted. Now I’m doing…”
“Community service. I’ll call it that.”
“Explosions are my main thing, yeah. I used to sell those and weapons too before I got busted. Now I’m doing…”
“Community service. I’ll call it that.”
[ 🐢 ]
yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type .
is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )
yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type .
is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
[ 🐢 ]
“ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ”
“ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”
“ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ”
“ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”
[ 🐢 ]
yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type .
is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )
yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type .
is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )
“Like, who I am as a person?”
“I suppose just kind of a dumpster diver using whatever I can for whatever I may.”
“I suppose just kind of a dumpster diver using whatever I can for whatever I may.”
December 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type .
is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )
yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type .
is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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sigh ── coworkers . 🙄
sigh ── coworkers . 🙄
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
[ 🐢 ]
sigh ── coworkers . 🙄
sigh ── coworkers . 🙄
[ 🐢 ]
is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .
is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .
is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .
[ 🐢 ]
[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ
... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]
[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ
... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ
... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]
[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ
... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]
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a cute one, duh .ᐟ
... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )
a cute one, duh .ᐟ
... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )
Cats ears…
Lemme practice. What kind of cat are you?
[. At least learn her name first you weirdo. .]
Lemme practice. What kind of cat are you?
[. At least learn her name first you weirdo. .]
no harm in it, really .ᐟ ✨️
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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a cute one, duh .ᐟ
... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )
a cute one, duh .ᐟ
... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )
Reposted by ── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟.
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.
𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.
𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰
July 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟.
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.
𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.
𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰
my bosses need to stop arguing, shut the fuck up, kiss, and get married already
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
my bosses need to stop arguing, shut the fuck up, kiss, and get married already
no harm in it, really .ᐟ ✨️
It’s more so just curiosity…
I should start asking.
I should start asking.
pff, nah ── .ᐟ i don't think so . it's simply curiosity .ᐟ ~
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
no harm in it, really .ᐟ ✨️
pff, nah ── .ᐟ i don't think so . it's simply curiosity .ᐟ ~
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
Is it rude to ask you half animal coworkers want kind of that animal they are? Like asking sonar what kind of bat he is? Asking for a friend.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
pff, nah ── .ᐟ i don't think so . it's simply curiosity .ᐟ ~
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .
uh, halloween ended a while ago, y'know .ᐟ
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
uh, halloween ended a while ago, y'know .ᐟ
[ returning the side eye . 👺 ]
you're totally mad that i'm right .
you're totally mad that i'm right .
[ SIDE EYE . 👺 ]
' loser power ' is more like it .
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
[ returning the side eye . 👺 ]
you're totally mad that i'm right .
you're totally mad that i'm right .