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@flawedbehavior95.bsky.social
📍NC | 30 | He/They
Who needs therapy when you can pay women online to fake interest in you?
I think I’m very funny and I WILL make it everyone’s problem.
I like the anonymity, so don’t expect too much from me.
Who needs therapy when you can pay women online to fake interest in you?
I think I’m very funny and I WILL make it everyone’s problem.
I like the anonymity, so don’t expect too much from me.
Two things:
1. Very hot, very sex, very nice
2. (and I mean this in the most authentic and non-offensive way) I enjoyed watching your torso attempt to eat the bear
1. Very hot, very sex, very nice
2. (and I mean this in the most authentic and non-offensive way) I enjoyed watching your torso attempt to eat the bear
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Two things:
1. Very hot, very sex, very nice
2. (and I mean this in the most authentic and non-offensive way) I enjoyed watching your torso attempt to eat the bear
1. Very hot, very sex, very nice
2. (and I mean this in the most authentic and non-offensive way) I enjoyed watching your torso attempt to eat the bear
Well it is cold out. I could probably come in for a li- Oh, you mean like sex! No, my mom said I can’t…
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Well it is cold out. I could probably come in for a li- Oh, you mean like sex! No, my mom said I can’t…
Guys, the solution is simple: Steal your own porn and resell it. They can’t fence your product if you’re already fencing it yourself. (Just to make it very clear, this is satire. Please pay your sw)
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Guys, the solution is simple: Steal your own porn and resell it. They can’t fence your product if you’re already fencing it yourself. (Just to make it very clear, this is satire. Please pay your sw)
Intrusive thought, feel free to ignore: I wonder how many times she’s (hopefully only almost) gotten a lip snagged…
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Intrusive thought, feel free to ignore: I wonder how many times she’s (hopefully only almost) gotten a lip snagged…
Is it the jacket/shirt/Adam’s Apple (or head)?
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Is it the jacket/shirt/Adam’s Apple (or head)?
👀 Is the vagina in the room with us right now?
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
👀 Is the vagina in the room with us right now?
This is my first year being single and living alone, but it’s all good. I might catch up on shows, read some, clean up a little, nap, might just sit here and get to know myself on a more intimate level (*wink*). The best to you and yours, Chat ✌️😬
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is my first year being single and living alone, but it’s all good. I might catch up on shows, read some, clean up a little, nap, might just sit here and get to know myself on a more intimate level (*wink*). The best to you and yours, Chat ✌️😬
Instead, we do a family Breakfast at IHOP, and then everyone can do Thanksgiving dinner with their individual families (but we’ve apparently grown too big for IHOP and they had to split us up). Now I get to spend the day alone at home with the cats.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Instead, we do a family Breakfast at IHOP, and then everyone can do Thanksgiving dinner with their individual families (but we’ve apparently grown too big for IHOP and they had to split us up). Now I get to spend the day alone at home with the cats.
Sloppy = Delicious. Change my mind
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sloppy = Delicious. Change my mind