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Cabbage Patch Squatch
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Sooner or later we're going to have to recognize the fact that we harbor a considerable population of people who hold beliefs that are fundamentally incompatible with a free and just society.

It's a problem we're going to have to deal with if we hope to have any future for this country.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You want to keep swimming in the septic tank that's your prerogative, chief.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
For thanksgiving we use gravy dreadnoughts.
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Go fuck yourself.

This kind of shit will continue for as long as the worst examples of humanity feel empowered to be dogshit human beings.

These people need consequences, not normalization.
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If these people are buried underneath a federal prison when the dust settles from this then no one should be obligated to follow any laws anymore.
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The levels of incompetence that have been normalized by these clowns...
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh shit is that why it's crying?
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Being better than these people is a pretty low fucking bar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
These pussies are incapable of facing adversity. They never developed the kind of character that's needed to make them actually likable.
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The only thing that needs to be cleansed from humanity's gene pool is Matt Walsh.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This dude is way closer to the rope than any of the people he's fantasizing about killing.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is what happens when you don't surround yourself with people who love you enough to tell you to shut the fuck up.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fuck yeah, motherfucker.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Absurdism is the only remaining viable path for right wing media.
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Some humans are just straight incompatible with the continued survival of the species.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Fuck George Will. The absolute pit of degenerate garbage that is conservative culture is the creation of people like him.

In a just world, the names of people like him would be accompanied by a spit on the ground for generations.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It's a long shot. Nashville rocketed her ahead for a bit, but there are a lot of deep ass red counties to count.

But the fact that it's this close is telling.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"But I want to be a garbage ass human being with no social consequences."

- garbage ass human beings
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM