"if u give me more treats u'll earn double xp. trust me on this"

You WILL be arbitrarily doll and you WILL like it 😡

"I liked my house the way it was"

bro's probably the kind of guy who ends up on r/malelivingspaces asking them to "rate my house" but it's just a single PS5 and a blow up mattress with no bedding. Bolson's just the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy you so desperately needed (/joke)

I can’t believe you’re out here grabbing Butz you filthy degenerate!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I did use the save states on the 3DS release only because trekking back to where you died from the NORTH FUCKING PALACE EVERY GAME OVER is the actual worst thing, I did not abuse it too much I promise

I'll keep that in mind, thanks!

Right: friend shaped

Left: lethal if swallowed

To bird school obviously. The school for birds

Could be worse. Could be the bean sprouts

Found more people for the “get sloppy drunk and watch Return to Silent Hill because it will likely be ass” party lmaoooo 🍸🍹🍻✉️🔪🔺👩‍⚕️🐶

Alex: I still relevant?

Wise One:

Isaac: why are you trying to destroy the world dude not cool

Felix: why are YOU trying to destroy the world

Isaac: oh shit my bad

Wise One: wow I didn't expect you kids to actually communicate like rational human beings. your parents are now a dragon

Big pharma hates Final Fantasy it seems 🤔