Manifesting on my vibration plate that tomorrow feels less like Stanley Kubrick and more like Frank Capra 🤞
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Manifesting on my vibration plate that tomorrow feels less like Stanley Kubrick and more like Frank Capra 🤞
SPORT➡️SHORT➡️SHIRT➡️SHIRE➡️ SHITE
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
SPORT➡️SHORT➡️SHIRT➡️SHIRE➡️ SHITE
I just heard Golden Slumbers being used on an Air B&B advert and I DON'T LIKE IT. How dare they prostitute something so sacred and divine to sell us something that has sucked the soul out of so many cities
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I just heard Golden Slumbers being used on an Air B&B advert and I DON'T LIKE IT. How dare they prostitute something so sacred and divine to sell us something that has sucked the soul out of so many cities
Scene from City Girl (1930) F.W. Murnau
YouTube video by Johnnieday
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February 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Why is Celtic the football team pronounced with an s and Celtic the ancient cultural group pronounced with a k ("it's KELTIC you SUNT", Richard Burton via Roger Lewis)
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Why is Celtic the football team pronounced with an s and Celtic the ancient cultural group pronounced with a k ("it's KELTIC you SUNT", Richard Burton via Roger Lewis)
running away from the ghosts of my life
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
running away from the ghosts of my life
But mommy I don't wanna go and stay in a haunted house next to a graveyard with no WiFi or phone signal on the night of a full moon
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
But mommy I don't wanna go and stay in a haunted house next to a graveyard with no WiFi or phone signal on the night of a full moon
Bone Thugs N Harmony - 1st of tha Month
YouTube video by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
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February 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Remembering the time I was in a diner on Redondo Beach at noon and was saying to the waitress I'll have an omelette and I fancy a glass of wine but is it too early? And she said "honey you can do whatever the hell you want". The land of the free and the home of the unrestrained 🦅
January 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Remembering the time I was in a diner on Redondo Beach at noon and was saying to the waitress I'll have an omelette and I fancy a glass of wine but is it too early? And she said "honey you can do whatever the hell you want". The land of the free and the home of the unrestrained 🦅
Friday the 30th is the new Friday the 13th
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Friday the 30th is the new Friday the 13th
I have 23,642 unread emails in my inbox which I'm going to be deleting at the stroke of midnight. If they really know me, they can call me (and I probably won't answer)
January 29, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I have 23,642 unread emails in my inbox which I'm going to be deleting at the stroke of midnight. If they really know me, they can call me (and I probably won't answer)
Brooklyn Beckham probably doesn't deserve our sympathy but it's true: if you don't earn it, you spurn it
My husband's ex wife moved to America after the relationship ended, married into a famous shoe dynasty and now spends her time rattling around her gilded cage in California yearning for happiness, freedom and friendship. The saddest & loneliest people I know are the children and wives of rich men
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Brooklyn Beckham probably doesn't deserve our sympathy but it's true: if you don't earn it, you spurn it
Eine kleine oomancy
January 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Eine kleine oomancy
How many Labour MPs have defected? This is just another split of the tories, the wet and the dry. The Whigs and the Peelites
‘Not surprised at all’: Fareham voters size up Suella Braverman’s Reform switch
‘Not surprised at all’: Fareham voters size up Suella Braverman’s Reform switch
Some in Hampshire constituency happy to vote for former Tory MP again but others find defection ‘quite alarming’
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
How many Labour MPs have defected? This is just another split of the tories, the wet and the dry. The Whigs and the Peelites
Fondly remembering my Heathcliff but his name was Ernie, he was a scaffolder and he smelt like Lenor
January 27, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Fondly remembering my Heathcliff but his name was Ernie, he was a scaffolder and he smelt like Lenor
Unfortunately in Farsi, Keir (Kīr) means penis and is considered extremely offensive
January 27, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Unfortunately in Farsi, Keir (Kīr) means penis and is considered extremely offensive
I could fly to Agadir and back 15 times for the cost of one return ticket to Accrington, which is a shameful example of what happens when natural monopolies get privatised. Thank you Milton Friedman you absolute bastard
January 27, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I could fly to Agadir and back 15 times for the cost of one return ticket to Accrington, which is a shameful example of what happens when natural monopolies get privatised. Thank you Milton Friedman you absolute bastard
I was saved from massive injury today by an unknown force that seemed to push me out of the way mid air and miss smashing into a glass coffee table, a vase full of lilies and a lit candle when I fell off my stool whilst dusting. I could be dead by now!
January 25, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I was saved from massive injury today by an unknown force that seemed to push me out of the way mid air and miss smashing into a glass coffee table, a vase full of lilies and a lit candle when I fell off my stool whilst dusting. I could be dead by now!
NP The OG Sleaford Mods
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
NP The OG Sleaford Mods
My incompetence isn't learned, it comes naturally to me
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
My incompetence isn't learned, it comes naturally to me
Burnham on couch
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Burnham on couch
Just a warning if you have relatives in Brighton who get offended when they don't receive a birthday card..first class post takes about a week longer to arrive than anywhere else. FACT
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Just a warning if you have relatives in Brighton who get offended when they don't receive a birthday card..first class post takes about a week longer to arrive than anywhere else. FACT
My life is a Russian nesting doll of screens
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
My life is a Russian nesting doll of screens
Your 4 year old child after being on social media for one week:
January 20, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Your 4 year old child after being on social media for one week:
Feeling bad for the youth of today who never got to experience the weirdness of those Victorian catacomb toilets at Brighton station
January 19, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Feeling bad for the youth of today who never got to experience the weirdness of those Victorian catacomb toilets at Brighton station