Every time I see a Salon piece shared I hope it’s by Heather ‘Digby’ Parton, but it almost never is. Still, her colleagues are capable writers too, I guess.

But that’s a homophone of another real word, it works in print, true, but falls short of usefulness outside it.

That’s too much hot beverage juggling for me before I’ve had my toffee? Coea? In addition to the logistical issues the lack of a graceful portmanteau makes this DOA, sorry Hank

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

How? it’s so pointy

My kind of Happy Ending

Well, I have no follow up questions so you’re probably in the clear

So many of our forebears would wail and gnash their teeth if they were given a vision of any part of 2025

¡Pettyluyah Shamen!