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Senator Warren, I respectfully must remind you that according to Trump, if we just switch to cull onions from the clearance bin, formed "pork adjacent product" from Walmart, cranberry flavored gelatin, and rehydrate corn scratch feed for chickens, the price for Thanksgiving hasn't gone up at all. ☝️
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Senator Warren, I respectfully must remind you that according to Trump, if we just switch to cull onions from the clearance bin, formed "pork adjacent product" from Walmart, cranberry flavored gelatin, and rehydrate corn scratch feed for chickens, the price for Thanksgiving hasn't gone up at all. ☝️
Stop, stop! The erection this is giving Elon is incredibly painful. His cyborg broken penis can't handle this stress 😢
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Stop, stop! The erection this is giving Elon is incredibly painful. His cyborg broken penis can't handle this stress 😢
Every time I see it isn't available yet, my heart breaks a little. Waiting is so hard!
Is there any chance we could get a version that's an annotated PDF with author commentary? Your behind the scenes notes are probably my favorite MTG anything, and have really helped me grow as a writer.
Is there any chance we could get a version that's an annotated PDF with author commentary? Your behind the scenes notes are probably my favorite MTG anything, and have really helped me grow as a writer.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Every time I see it isn't available yet, my heart breaks a little. Waiting is so hard!
Is there any chance we could get a version that's an annotated PDF with author commentary? Your behind the scenes notes are probably my favorite MTG anything, and have really helped me grow as a writer.
Is there any chance we could get a version that's an annotated PDF with author commentary? Your behind the scenes notes are probably my favorite MTG anything, and have really helped me grow as a writer.
Amazing that 12% of our population is Australian.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Amazing that 12% of our population is Australian.
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And that turns into the two big issues we have now where on one hand people are all writing with the same “voice” because they all came from the same training ground and on the other they have a lack of personal life experience to draw from so they just write about other movies they like instead
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
And that turns into the two big issues we have now where on one hand people are all writing with the same “voice” because they all came from the same training ground and on the other they have a lack of personal life experience to draw from so they just write about other movies they like instead
"In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, it's MTN DEW."
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, it's MTN DEW."
The E in Dew stands for Estrogen
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The E in Dew stands for Estrogen
The cinders believe their power was stolen by one they call the Extinguisher. In truth it was a Horseshoe Crab, their story lost to the ages.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The cinders believe their power was stolen by one they call the Extinguisher. In truth it was a Horseshoe Crab, their story lost to the ages.
Idk like, I'm a Christian, but I musta missed the part of the Bible where the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt cover for and appease pedophiles" came in. But it must pretty important to override the other ten!
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Idk like, I'm a Christian, but I musta missed the part of the Bible where the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt cover for and appease pedophiles" came in. But it must pretty important to override the other ten!
Writing Link as nonverbal would be *such* a power move. Bonus points if Zelda doesn't understand one of his gestures on the first pass and drops the "Excuse me?" herself.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Writing Link as nonverbal would be *such* a power move. Bonus points if Zelda doesn't understand one of his gestures on the first pass and drops the "Excuse me?" herself.
We need a videogame adaptation of this, and then have a fanfic about somebody's OC x a canon character from the game, which gets adapted into a fan soundtrack on Youtube, which then gets turned into a film, possibly with a detour as a webcomic along the way
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We need a videogame adaptation of this, and then have a fanfic about somebody's OC x a canon character from the game, which gets adapted into a fan soundtrack on Youtube, which then gets turned into a film, possibly with a detour as a webcomic along the way
If it didn't self exile, it would be the best white wrath printed since... Yeesh, I guess Farewell. Even then, I love this way more. So much cool stuff to do with it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If it didn't self exile, it would be the best white wrath printed since... Yeesh, I guess Farewell. Even then, I love this way more. So much cool stuff to do with it.
Unless you're in "herds of wild hog" territory, you don't need a weapon with those capabilities. Guns are tools, and I would regard a hammer with a "beat your wife" setting about as well as an assault style rifle.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Unless you're in "herds of wild hog" territory, you don't need a weapon with those capabilities. Guns are tools, and I would regard a hammer with a "beat your wife" setting about as well as an assault style rifle.
But why do you need a weapon that is capable of burst fire? Like, speaking as somebody who has lived out in the country and in a pretty rough neighborhood in the city, I've never needed anything besides a long gun, and that's handled bears, packs of coyotes, rabid animals, etc.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
But why do you need a weapon that is capable of burst fire? Like, speaking as somebody who has lived out in the country and in a pretty rough neighborhood in the city, I've never needed anything besides a long gun, and that's handled bears, packs of coyotes, rabid animals, etc.
You needed to have a thumbnail like "WIZARDS HATES THIS (people enjoying playing paper magic)" or "PLEASANT KENOBI GOES ON AN UNHINGED RANT (about people targeting him with justified removal)" or "UNIVERSES BEYOND IS RUINING MAGIC (because now people can hurt Appa)"
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You needed to have a thumbnail like "WIZARDS HATES THIS (people enjoying playing paper magic)" or "PLEASANT KENOBI GOES ON AN UNHINGED RANT (about people targeting him with justified removal)" or "UNIVERSES BEYOND IS RUINING MAGIC (because now people can hurt Appa)"
Depends on the boogeyman of choice- Assault rifle style guns are overwhelmingly chosen by spree shooters, whereas handguns are used in interpersonal crime. There is a case to be made "nobody needs assault rifles" but isn't exclusive with "permits/penalties for handguns should be more rigorous"
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Depends on the boogeyman of choice- Assault rifle style guns are overwhelmingly chosen by spree shooters, whereas handguns are used in interpersonal crime. There is a case to be made "nobody needs assault rifles" but isn't exclusive with "permits/penalties for handguns should be more rigorous"
There was a UGB storm deck I built that plays out a cost reducer or two and a card draw effect on Sorcery with Archelos untapped, then uses Rampant Growth effects as mana rituals to shotgun your entire deck onto the battlefield. It's not *good*, but if you wanna kill somebody with a 40/40 beater....
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There was a UGB storm deck I built that plays out a cost reducer or two and a card draw effect on Sorcery with Archelos untapped, then uses Rampant Growth effects as mana rituals to shotgun your entire deck onto the battlefield. It's not *good*, but if you wanna kill somebody with a 40/40 beater....
Do we count Ryan Reynolds?
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Do we count Ryan Reynolds?
Personally, I'm all-in for Hamster Whale being a bonus feature/April Fools episode.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Personally, I'm all-in for Hamster Whale being a bonus feature/April Fools episode.
Dershowitz believes that not being sold pierogies on Martha's Vineyard is a fate worse than prison.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Dershowitz believes that not being sold pierogies on Martha's Vineyard is a fate worse than prison.