Neal Rice
@flakeal.so
Flake | 39, they | seattle-esque reformed computer toucher, typewriter owner, home telephone haver, breakfast eater, outside wanter (many other functions) | more at flakeal.so | icon by muntjacked | not always safe for work 🔞
I wish I were a big powerful pokemon getting gently touched by my trainer, feeling their hand on my ripping muscles and being soothed
January 20, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I wish I were a big powerful pokemon getting gently touched by my trainer, feeling their hand on my ripping muscles and being soothed
I got the Immersive Mewtwo EX!
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I got the Immersive Mewtwo EX!
See? No movement on John Cage’s 4’33”
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
See? No movement on John Cage’s 4’33”
This is an actual working spectrum EQ display I’ve figured out
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This is an actual working spectrum EQ display I’ve figured out
That’s all the gyms done. Nowhere near ready to run the league though
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
That’s all the gyms done. Nowhere near ready to run the league though
You know what they say about the young
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 AM
You know what they say about the young
And we will run, we will, and we will crawl
Send me on my way
On my way
Send me on my way
On my way
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
And we will run, we will, and we will crawl
Send me on my way
On my way
Send me on my way
On my way
Well pick me up with golden hand
I may see you, I may tell you to run
On my way, on my way
I may see you, I may tell you to run
On my way, on my way
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Well pick me up with golden hand
I may see you, I may tell you to run
On my way, on my way
I may see you, I may tell you to run
On my way, on my way
pokemon food looks like it tastes so fucking good dude i know i've said this before but it looks like breakfast cereal with fun shapes and marshmallows in it
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
pokemon food looks like it tastes so fucking good dude i know i've said this before but it looks like breakfast cereal with fun shapes and marshmallows in it
pokeballs are designed such that pokemon do not want to leave them. they can shrink down in size and will instinctively curl up to heal themselves from injury. from bulbapedia:
![Poké Balls are specifically constructed for Pokémon capture, transport, and training. As well as being physically difficult to escape from, due to sealing tightly shut as soon as a Pokémon enters one, the environment of a Poké Ball is designed to be attractive to Pokémon also; according to Lucian of the Sinnoh Elite Four, weakened Pokémon instinctively curl up tight in an attempt to heal themselves, an action that the environment of the Poké Ball encourages. Although it is not known how a caught Pokémon perceives its time inside of its Ball, the device is said to create an environment that is "incredibly comfortable for Pokémon."[1] Junichi Masuda compared the interior of a Poké Ball to "a high-end suite room in a fancy hotel.”[2] All of these factors strongly discourage Pokémon from escaping their Balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jndvhyriff37wli64pgdkbq2/bafkreigxnnnh3vwgyj364wrs25556zxgpvmg6qtmysmoac6n5quouvepjy@jpeg)
January 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
pokeballs are designed such that pokemon do not want to leave them. they can shrink down in size and will instinctively curl up to heal themselves from injury. from bulbapedia:
i know what happened. i looked at this and was like "yeah, this is pretty close"
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
i know what happened. i looked at this and was like "yeah, this is pretty close"
i feel like this currently
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i feel like this currently
i know this won't fit but
January 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
i know this won't fit but
i don't need to be called out like this
January 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
i don't need to be called out like this
this youtube thumbnail i just got
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
this youtube thumbnail i just got
World’s most beautiful dialog message
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
World’s most beautiful dialog message
