Fuck Plausible Deniability
@fkplausdeniability.bsky.social
US Secretary of Eye Rolls and Air Quotes.
Future ex-pat.
Future ex-pat.
Who says you can’t choose your family.
It was surprisingly easy to lose a relative’s phone number after they ambushed me this summer to find out whether my workplace “got rid of [all of the DEI hires].”
Don’t text me six months later ‘cause you’re missing me. Vote better next time.
It was surprisingly easy to lose a relative’s phone number after they ambushed me this summer to find out whether my workplace “got rid of [all of the DEI hires].”
Don’t text me six months later ‘cause you’re missing me. Vote better next time.
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Who says you can’t choose your family.
It was surprisingly easy to lose a relative’s phone number after they ambushed me this summer to find out whether my workplace “got rid of [all of the DEI hires].”
Don’t text me six months later ‘cause you’re missing me. Vote better next time.
It was surprisingly easy to lose a relative’s phone number after they ambushed me this summer to find out whether my workplace “got rid of [all of the DEI hires].”
Don’t text me six months later ‘cause you’re missing me. Vote better next time.
You’re popular.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You’re popular.
Harlan Ellison saw this coming. Love it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Harlan Ellison saw this coming. Love it.
100% punk ass right here. Fuck him.
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
100% punk ass right here. Fuck him.
This is a disgrace. He is a disgrace.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This is a disgrace. He is a disgrace.
Having read Astra and Flondrix in the 4th grade because it somehow made it into the school library, I can confirm your book’s cover would be a kid magnet.
(FWIW, I read it, turned it in, went back a week later to reserve it again but it had been checked out by another kid, never to return.)
(FWIW, I read it, turned it in, went back a week later to reserve it again but it had been checked out by another kid, never to return.)
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Having read Astra and Flondrix in the 4th grade because it somehow made it into the school library, I can confirm your book’s cover would be a kid magnet.
(FWIW, I read it, turned it in, went back a week later to reserve it again but it had been checked out by another kid, never to return.)
(FWIW, I read it, turned it in, went back a week later to reserve it again but it had been checked out by another kid, never to return.)
Joke of the day:
Q. What’s the difference between John Catsimatidis and the naturalized citizens who are being terrorized and detained by ICE?
A. 4.8 billion dollars.
#fucktrump #fucknoem #fuckice
Q. What’s the difference between John Catsimatidis and the naturalized citizens who are being terrorized and detained by ICE?
A. 4.8 billion dollars.
#fucktrump #fucknoem #fuckice
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Joke of the day:
Q. What’s the difference between John Catsimatidis and the naturalized citizens who are being terrorized and detained by ICE?
A. 4.8 billion dollars.
#fucktrump #fucknoem #fuckice
Q. What’s the difference between John Catsimatidis and the naturalized citizens who are being terrorized and detained by ICE?
A. 4.8 billion dollars.
#fucktrump #fucknoem #fuckice
I miss RBG.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I miss RBG.
Another angle of the President’s response to a guest fainting in the Awful Office, also worthy of a Pulitzer nomination for Jonathan Ernst of Reuters.
Oh, the irony.
Oh, the irony.
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Another angle of the President’s response to a guest fainting in the Awful Office, also worthy of a Pulitzer nomination for Jonathan Ernst of Reuters.
Oh, the irony.
Oh, the irony.
This frame speaks volumes.
Also, the fact that they removed her shoes makes me wonder if someone got nailed with a high heel at some point.
Also, the fact that they removed her shoes makes me wonder if someone got nailed with a high heel at some point.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This frame speaks volumes.
Also, the fact that they removed her shoes makes me wonder if someone got nailed with a high heel at some point.
Also, the fact that they removed her shoes makes me wonder if someone got nailed with a high heel at some point.
Looks like miss thing got separated from her boyfriend. [Photo credit given to unknown Reddit user.]
Some people think that negative attention is better than no attention, I guess.
Some people think that negative attention is better than no attention, I guess.
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Looks like miss thing got separated from her boyfriend. [Photo credit given to unknown Reddit user.]
Some people think that negative attention is better than no attention, I guess.
Some people think that negative attention is better than no attention, I guess.
Google’s AI is garbage. Hilarious garbage.
Q: Does the First Lady have a boyfriend?
Google AI: No, current First Lady Jill Biden does not have a boyfriend, but previous First Lady Melania Trump was rumored to.
Q: Does the First Lady have a boyfriend?
Google AI: No, current First Lady Jill Biden does not have a boyfriend, but previous First Lady Melania Trump was rumored to.
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Google’s AI is garbage. Hilarious garbage.
Q: Does the First Lady have a boyfriend?
Google AI: No, current First Lady Jill Biden does not have a boyfriend, but previous First Lady Melania Trump was rumored to.
Q: Does the First Lady have a boyfriend?
Google AI: No, current First Lady Jill Biden does not have a boyfriend, but previous First Lady Melania Trump was rumored to.
One month ago, I cancelled Disney+/Hulu/Max. NGL, I haven’t missed them. But they missed me and several millions of other subscribers, as evidenced by them jacking up up their subscription rates to cover their losses.
Now it’s time for me to say a royal fuck you to Jeff Bozos and Amazon Prime. 🖕😘
Now it’s time for me to say a royal fuck you to Jeff Bozos and Amazon Prime. 🖕😘
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
One month ago, I cancelled Disney+/Hulu/Max. NGL, I haven’t missed them. But they missed me and several millions of other subscribers, as evidenced by them jacking up up their subscription rates to cover their losses.
Now it’s time for me to say a royal fuck you to Jeff Bozos and Amazon Prime. 🖕😘
Now it’s time for me to say a royal fuck you to Jeff Bozos and Amazon Prime. 🖕😘
This is all I see when I look at the model of the new East Wing.
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is all I see when I look at the model of the new East Wing.
Holy crap. A player’s in-game sign for No Kings? More of this, please.
October 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Holy crap. A player’s in-game sign for No Kings? More of this, please.
Higher Education in the south set out the welcome mat for The Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education by rejecting SACSCOC accreditation requirements and forming its own accreditation body, the Commission for Public Higher Education (CPHE).
GA, FL, NC, SC, TN, and TX can suck it.
GA, FL, NC, SC, TN, and TX can suck it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Higher Education in the south set out the welcome mat for The Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education by rejecting SACSCOC accreditation requirements and forming its own accreditation body, the Commission for Public Higher Education (CPHE).
GA, FL, NC, SC, TN, and TX can suck it.
GA, FL, NC, SC, TN, and TX can suck it.
Well done, little frog. You’re headed for the big league now.
Team Portland Frog Army!
Team Portland Frog Army!
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Well done, little frog. You’re headed for the big league now.
Team Portland Frog Army!
Team Portland Frog Army!