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F. J. Bergmann
@fjbergmann.bsky.social
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Divides time between speculative poetry, art, horses, and avoiding housework.
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The largest language model anyone could ever need stroppyeditor.wordpress.com/2025/07/29/t...
The largest language model anyone could ever need
(With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan) I am the largest language model anyone could ever needI’m trained on hefty datasets that no one sane would ever readI’ll answer any question with great eloq…
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July 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"Malignant farce" is right. www.techdirt.com/2025/03/25/t...
The Presidential Toddler Theory Of Government
There comes a moment in every collapsing democracy when absurdity and menace fuse into something uniquely destabilizing—a phenomenon I’m tempted to call “malignant farce.” We’ve reached…
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March 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Alito had suggested viewing a ghost gun kit as a firearm is like calling eggs, ham, and onions an omelet. As if there were plenty of options to make other stuff from a ghost gun kit. Just random ingredients, right?
March 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Finally getting going with this thing here. #latenewyearsres
January 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Absolutely accurate
shaenon.bsky.social Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · Aug 28
Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:

1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food

2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation

3. Asshole customer, chef revenge

4. World's Fair
August 28, 2023 at 1:29 AM