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@fizzlenuke.bsky.social
Gods smartest dumbass.
I just want this written down somewhere.
If I suddenly die due to a brain aneurysm in the next 4 years, it's all y'alls fault for voting for the orange nazi man.
January 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If I could feel my toes, I'd kick Mother Nature's ass right now
January 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
8 hours driving through New Mexico and not ONE breaking bad RV... honestly my immersion is ruined...
I saw this big pistachio tho
December 19, 2024 at 12:29 AM
6 hours left...
Fkn ahah lookin ass mountain(I am sleep deprived)
December 18, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Buc-ee's go brrr
December 18, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Another 24 hr road trip to Arizona!
December 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
FUCK YEAH I WON YOU FKN IDIOTS HAHA...
I mean check it out , sick card.
December 17, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Do laundry, lose one sock.

That's the circle of life, baby.
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Worst part of growing up is that no one even cares what your favorite dinosaur is anymore...
December 16, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Beard gone.
Seasonal depression kicked in, had to shave something
December 10, 2024 at 6:50 PM
When you think about it.
Life is the hardcore WoW we made along the way...

Happy turkey day everyone!
November 29, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Since democracy and western civilisation might be ending, can I skip work today?
November 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
HAHA turtle get
November 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Decided to try out new pokemon card thing and opened this in one of my first packs
November 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Yo, how tf do I turn dark mode on in this app?
November 5, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I woke up today and asked myself
WWCAD?
November 5, 2024 at 10:54 PM