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fizzbitch.bsky.social
Wisconsin's Fizziest Bitch
@fizzbitch.bsky.social
I am too tired for this shit

She/Her
I have been to Montreal, I have seen new versions of family members names being absolutely butchered, I have survived the trip back
August 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You're welcome and happy birthday bonus cat!
August 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Chibi is the pretty prince of parties
August 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
When Biden stepped down, and he never should have run, there was no new primary. Don't take my word for it.
August 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Art
August 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Basil
July 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Baby needs to work on its survival skills
July 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Desk gargoyle
June 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I am the best seat in the house it's official
June 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Apparently it's once again time for hubby's divorced parents to reach out separately while pretending like nothing has ever happened and completely ignoring why he doesn't talk to them to begin with. Makes me wonder what's up with the golden child and her kids.
June 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Today's adventures include recliner surgery
June 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is Goose (aka Lucy). Gotta be careful with the names/nicknames here if it was cow related people might try to milk her...
June 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If the girls don't find you handsome at least they'll find you handy. Duct tape to the rescue.
June 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fuck
June 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
June 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Time to make all @finaldad.bsky.social's dreams come true. Gonna be a carnival of carnivores up in here.
June 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Tomorrow is gonna be even better just wait
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*Kool-aid man voice*

OH YEAH
June 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is fine
June 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Zucchini
June 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Fruit for the fruit bats
June 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Soup
June 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I mean you do get evacuated to Poland and even though you're a cat you'll get your own passport
June 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is Beans. Beans is very sick. His momma didn't want to ask for help but realized should the worst come to pass she needed to be able to pay for final expenses. If you are able to help please do.

gofund.me/4d39e947
May 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Screw cheesy poofs I got creamy poofs
May 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM