John Brophy 🦍
@fixyourmarketing.bsky.social
Started as a marketing business account but quickly turned in to ramblings about Everton.
Talking about Marketing (barely), Football & Family Travels
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Talking about Marketing (barely), Football & Family Travels
Grab me on LinkedIn for slightly more serious/slightly less sweary marketing chat:
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There was a crate of that which went to every family party for about 5 years when I was a kid after my uncle tried to bring it to one and got ripped apart.
Became the family crate that nobody could get rid of
Became the family crate that nobody could get rid of
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There was a crate of that which went to every family party for about 5 years when I was a kid after my uncle tried to bring it to one and got ripped apart.
Became the family crate that nobody could get rid of
Became the family crate that nobody could get rid of
Careful now…
Be Careful Now GIF
ALT: Be Careful Now GIF
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Careful now…
The fact there are 3 options in the first place and that people are arguing it should be others shows the progress we’ve made.
You’d have struggled to pick 3 to be saved from being shot in recent years
You’d have struggled to pick 3 to be saved from being shot in recent years
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The fact there are 3 options in the first place and that people are arguing it should be others shows the progress we’ve made.
You’d have struggled to pick 3 to be saved from being shot in recent years
You’d have struggled to pick 3 to be saved from being shot in recent years
Looks to me like they've put Hill Dickinson in to ChatGPT and said
“Do a Birminghham one of these and make sure it has chimneys on because there used to be a brick works there”
“Do a Birminghham one of these and make sure it has chimneys on because there used to be a brick works there”
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Looks to me like they've put Hill Dickinson in to ChatGPT and said
“Do a Birminghham one of these and make sure it has chimneys on because there used to be a brick works there”
“Do a Birminghham one of these and make sure it has chimneys on because there used to be a brick works there”
Unfortunately it’s not just a “dog whistle” if every cunt can hear it
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Unfortunately it’s not just a “dog whistle” if every cunt can hear it
The Everton Da at Sunderland screaming his 90s Sunday league directions (including - “fucking pass and move”) and calling half the squad a “useless twat” on repeat for 60 minutes was a joy to stand in front of on Monday
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Everton Da at Sunderland screaming his 90s Sunday league directions (including - “fucking pass and move”) and calling half the squad a “useless twat” on repeat for 60 minutes was a joy to stand in front of on Monday
It was just the sitter though. He was struggling to hold the ball up (not that Beto was much better) and I was the source of much of the pressure we were inviting on ourselves.
He might come good, but you can't just keep flogging a dead horse in a game that he’s struggling in.
He might come good, but you can't just keep flogging a dead horse in a game that he’s struggling in.
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It was just the sitter though. He was struggling to hold the ball up (not that Beto was much better) and I was the source of much of the pressure we were inviting on ourselves.
He might come good, but you can't just keep flogging a dead horse in a game that he’s struggling in.
He might come good, but you can't just keep flogging a dead horse in a game that he’s struggling in.
Pretty sure I read this whole thing was completely made up and UFC haven’t even announced anything about Pride flags on shorts never mind Paddy Pimblett having an opinion on it.
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Pretty sure I read this whole thing was completely made up and UFC haven’t even announced anything about Pride flags on shorts never mind Paddy Pimblett having an opinion on it.
We’ve moved up to The North East and the amount of working men’s clubs taking part in this flag shagging stunt is mind boggling.
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We’ve moved up to The North East and the amount of working men’s clubs taking part in this flag shagging stunt is mind boggling.
Village up by ours is full of Georgian flags. Not sure if it's a piss take or just thick as pig shit
September 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Village up by ours is full of Georgian flags. Not sure if it's a piss take or just thick as pig shit
Love that it was done by the same fella as Peaky Blinders and he was just like “you know where’s dead good to film stuff like this” and just came straight back to the exact same place.
Must love the brecka in The Titanic
Must love the brecka in The Titanic
September 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Love that it was done by the same fella as Peaky Blinders and he was just like “you know where’s dead good to film stuff like this” and just came straight back to the exact same place.
Must love the brecka in The Titanic
Must love the brecka in The Titanic
Good to see I wasn’t the worst
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Good to see I wasn’t the worst
If people don’t wan’t to be mistaken for the far-right or ‘angry racists’ it’s probably best to avoid attending and lending your support to protests and national political stunts that are organised and paid for by …[checks notes] … known far-right angry racists
September 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If people don’t wan’t to be mistaken for the far-right or ‘angry racists’ it’s probably best to avoid attending and lending your support to protests and national political stunts that are organised and paid for by …[checks notes] … known far-right angry racists
Who knew Annie Lennox would get this out of hand
September 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Who knew Annie Lennox would get this out of hand
Pippins Lark Lane and you can’t go wrong with The Tavern
September 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Pippins Lark Lane and you can’t go wrong with The Tavern
Building a stadium on time isn’t for everyone
September 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Building a stadium on time isn’t for everyone
Think I ended up about 3 rows in front of where I started after that went in.
September 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Think I ended up about 3 rows in front of where I started after that went in.
I didn’t know it did that 😂😂
We’re definitely not getting the most out of it yet.
But we totted everything up we were using elsewhere and the price came out at about £10-20 a month more for something we knew we’d grow in to other bits in the future and would give us convenience -so felt worth a go
We’re definitely not getting the most out of it yet.
But we totted everything up we were using elsewhere and the price came out at about £10-20 a month more for something we knew we’d grow in to other bits in the future and would give us convenience -so felt worth a go
September 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I didn’t know it did that 😂😂
We’re definitely not getting the most out of it yet.
But we totted everything up we were using elsewhere and the price came out at about £10-20 a month more for something we knew we’d grow in to other bits in the future and would give us convenience -so felt worth a go
We’re definitely not getting the most out of it yet.
But we totted everything up we were using elsewhere and the price came out at about £10-20 a month more for something we knew we’d grow in to other bits in the future and would give us convenience -so felt worth a go
Yes, it’s a massive beast (hence why we got some help with it) but once you get it moving it’s seems to be a really nice tool.
Good luck finding something that suits
Good luck finding something that suits
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Yes, it’s a massive beast (hence why we got some help with it) but once you get it moving it’s seems to be a really nice tool.
Good luck finding something that suits
Good luck finding something that suits
I know a few people who white label it and provide tech set up if you’re after anything like that too. We didn’t fancy touching it ourselves
September 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I know a few people who white label it and provide tech set up if you’re after anything like that too. We didn’t fancy touching it ourselves
Go High Level does. Although haven’t got around to using either function yet as we’ve been focusing on lead tracking while we build it out
September 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Go High Level does. Although haven’t got around to using either function yet as we’ve been focusing on lead tracking while we build it out
Agreed! We lost what was it 12 players? And have come out the other end miles better - it’s unbelievable work.
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Agreed! We lost what was it 12 players? And have come out the other end miles better - it’s unbelievable work.
When did we last have a better transfer window/summer signings? I could be wrong but I honestly can't think of one
September 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When did we last have a better transfer window/summer signings? I could be wrong but I honestly can't think of one