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MN Mike
@fiveman.bsky.social
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I get more liberal with age. | Not interested in investment or relationship opportunities. | 952 who loves 808 (maybe someday). | 🎸🍿📺🐶🐱🏈🏀🍁🌺🗽🏳️‍🌈✈️🪴🧟🎭💙🔬🌈🌎
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fiveman.bsky.social
Here’s the timid face of the RepubliKKKan party - a literal tool - on his way to stick himself up Pedo’s ass.
Picture of Senator Rick Scott looking fore lorn.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
The Charm Offensive - works every time with this guy
Mamdani visiting Trump in the Oval Office on 11/21/25. Both are smiling as if they just had a good laugh.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
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AI generated image using this prompt- create a cute picture with different realistic looking animals - a dog with a santa hat, a cat in a kitty condo, a rabbit eating hay, a fish in an aquarium and generally christmas themed. Image includes all of the animals as specified with a fireplace and tree in the background.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Right before he’s told to squeal like one…
Infamous “Squeal like a pig” scene from the movie Deliverance where Ned Beatty’s character is naked and forcibly raped.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
“I wish I could chop up journalists just like this guy! Now where’s my Nobel Peace Prize!”
Photo from November 18 of the butcher, MBS, and the Pedo with MBS holding Pedo’s right hand and a backdrop of all of the shitty, fake gold in the Oval Office. What a disgrace!
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
@rageagainst.bsky.social Would you consider coming to Minneapolis for a week of service and shows? The Armory would be a great venue for 4-5 nights. During the day, you could pick a focus area (hunger, voting rights, women's rights) and engage the community to come out and serve. What do you say?
An AI generated facsimile of the iconic Rage Against The Machine album cover called "The Battle of Los Angeles" replaced with "The Battle of America." There is an image of an outline of a body with their right arm and fist in the air.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Here’s your pizza!
Picture of a pizza that was dropped on the ground.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Look at Obama at the beginning and end of his Presidency. This is what the stress and pressure of the Office does to a normal human being. When you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, it ages you fast. For Trump, it's just another fun weekend on the taxpayer's dime.
Side by side photos of President Obama. On the left in 2008, he looks much younger. No grey hair, very few wrinkles. On the right in 2016, his hair is mostly grey. His face has developed wrinkles around the eyes and lower part of his face. He looks like he aged 20+ years.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Saw this dude on my walk yesterday morning. He just casually crossed the street and went about his business.
Picture of a buck on a grassy knoll.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Northern lights from Carver, MN around 11pm last night (credit to my spouse because I was sleeping).
Picture of the Northern Lights from Carver, MN. Sky is bright pink and green with tree outlines around the side and bottom.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
We needed courage. Instead, we got the Faces of Dearth.

Thanks @democrats.senate.gov, @johnfetterman.com, and @schumer.senate.gov.
Photo of the 6 Dems, 1 Independents, and 1 Hoodie who caved on the government shutdown.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Why are the Dems always playing Charlie Brown?

@democrats.senate.gov
@schumer.senate.gov
An image from the cartoon, Peanuts. The character Charlie Brown runs up to kick a football held by Lucy Van Pelt only to fall flat on his back when she pulls the ball away.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
They might as well have used this photo.
Picture of the Pedo in his burgundy office chair behind a table in the show The Apprentice. Pedo is in the middle of saying something and has his tiny left hand.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Well, Pedo is strong in one area - his stench. He can knock people out with it.

Maybe Eli Lilly can develop an industrial strength adult diaper that can withstand his gastronomic output.
Photo of Howard Lutnick behind Pedo in the Oval Office pinching his nostrils together while Pedo looks on at the collapsed Eli Lilly CEO. Pedo appears to not give a shit.
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Can’t wait to see Purple Rain at the State Theatre in Minneapolis tonight!
Purple Rain curtain brightly lit with a floral background at the State Theatre.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
fiveman.bsky.social
The moon is incredible tonight!
Picture of the full moon on 11/5/25 above the outline of a tree.
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
fiveman.bsky.social
Anyone here remember downing one of these bad boys?
2 liter bottle of Sun Country wine cooler. It was popular in the 1980’s.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
fiveman.bsky.social
I was thinking something more like this for him.
Black and white symbol of a noose.
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
fiveman.bsky.social
Not to brag, but I got every one of these right. Am I as smart as dear leader now?
Image of the children’s toy “The Farmer Says” that has a dial you can turn to different animals to hear the sounds they make by pulling a string.
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
The left has to stop with their incendiary comments about MAGA. They are terrorists!

MAGA: “We are not Nazis! We are not racists!”

Meanwhile at the Mar Lago ranch…

(FYI - ‘young’ is not someone who is up to 40 years old)
Politico headline article showing leaked text messages from a “young” (up to 40 years old) Republicans racist chat. Texts include the statement “I love Hitler.”
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Happy Halloween!
AI-image of a satirical movie poster featuring Pedo as the killer clown from the Terrifier franchise with the movie title "Tarrifier 2"
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
South Park nailed it last week.
Image from South Park of the school crazy Christian principal and his big breasted religious Barbie.
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
6-7cm according to Karoline Leavitt’s mom.

@whitehouse.bsky.social
Image from South Park of a naked Trump with his tiny manhood next to a large Satan in bed.
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Link didn’t show the picture.
Anthony Edwards (Ant) in his number Prince themed Timberwolves jersey.
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
fiveman.bsky.social
Pork belly tacos with Nixta heirloom corn tortillas, Nixta tortilla chips, and guacamole and Diablo salsa from La Reyna. I love my local coop grocery store Lakewinds in Chanhassen, MN. Keep it as local as you can!
Picture of 2 pork belly tacos with guacamole, salsa, sour cream, cotija cheese, and slaw.
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM