Five Hundy
@fivehundy.bsky.social
Podcaster, vegas nerd, friend to few.
Even with a deactivated account, you're still the best at that app.
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Even with a deactivated account, you're still the best at that app.
"In school, she gained popularity because of her unmatched tweezing skills. Sadly, she let the attention go to her head. Before long, her talent became her downfall. Ronan Farrow investigates..."
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"In school, she gained popularity because of her unmatched tweezing skills. Sadly, she let the attention go to her head. Before long, her talent became her downfall. Ronan Farrow investigates..."
I hate the opposite.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I hate the opposite.
Mine has been stuck on misery and despair since last November.
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Mine has been stuck on misery and despair since last November.
Do they try to upsell you on things of questionable value, like at car dealerships?
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Do they try to upsell you on things of questionable value, like at car dealerships?
Some of those look like Smarties bracelets, so now I want candy.
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Some of those look like Smarties bracelets, so now I want candy.
I'm wondering how this developing news is going to play out. I'll check back in a few days.
October 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm wondering how this developing news is going to play out. I'll check back in a few days.
My mind immediately goes to this.
First CityWide Change Bank 1 - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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September 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My mind immediately goes to this.
"Cracker Barrel backlash... Good Times. Easy credit ripoffs... Good Times..."
August 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Cracker Barrel backlash... Good Times. Easy credit ripoffs... Good Times..."
Terry's not gonna like this one.
August 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Terry's not gonna like this one.
I love the part where they all chant, "Donna Martin masturbates!"
August 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I love the part where they all chant, "Donna Martin masturbates!"
Whew. I hate even pondering life without easily accessible Joe E. Tata.
August 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Whew. I hate even pondering life without easily accessible Joe E. Tata.
Thank you. It's been a rough couple weeks. Thanks for your kindness.
August 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Thank you. It's been a rough couple weeks. Thanks for your kindness.
I'll begin workshopping my quips immediately: "John Moe passed today. His new podcast, Deceased Mode, debuts on Monday."
July 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'll begin workshopping my quips immediately: "John Moe passed today. His new podcast, Deceased Mode, debuts on Monday."
