Normally $600 / month? How lucrative do they think journalism is? Usually scams have a lower barrier to entry, don't they?

I'd heard "Whiskey Pete" a number of times, but "Captain Jagermeister" is _way_ better.

That is a fine portrait of Mark Kelly, but I think Whiskey Pete's depiction is more accurate.

(he did say you can sub bacon, but COME ON)

I was today old when I learned how to properly pronounce your name. Well, maybe not - which pronunciation do you use?